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Why Toddlers Are Like Mini Terrorists

Dina Strada | Posted 06.10.2015 | Parents
Dina Strada

I have a boy and a girl. And although they are both beautiful, I am convinced that they are mini terrorists in training and I'm the person they have decided to hone their skills on.

Potty Training Psychosis

Melissa Charles | Posted 05.14.2015 | Parents
Melissa Charles

Of all the things I do as a mother, potty training is right up there as one of my least favorite tasks. The whining, the begging, the pleading... and then there's the kid.

10 Ways Toddlers And Dogs Are Similar

Jennifer Brenan | Posted 06.16.2015 | Parents
Jennifer Brenan

They like to grab stuff that doesn't belong to them and run. My dog likes to steal my kids' toys and take off. My toddler likes to pick up the dog's toys and run away as quickly as possible.

10 Times You Wish You Had A Mute Button For Your Toddler

Holly Rust | Posted 06.03.2015 | Parents
Holly Rust

How much easier would our lives be if these little people didn't have permanent megaphones attached to their mouths, or if they knew when they were being wildly inappropriate?

15 Rules Your Toddler Follows

Katia Bishops | Posted 04.11.2015 | Parents
Katia Bishops

It appears as though our toddler operates under his own set of rules that not only don't coincide with civilization's, but often undermine society's very core. I am pretty sure that if you have a toddler, you know what I mean.

Dear Friend (A Letter to Moms of Toddlers)

Kate Baer | Posted 04.01.2015 | Parents
Kate Baer

I know there is a lot of great stuff out there about how you're supposed to carpe diem or not carpe diem or how we're supposed to stop yelling or cut ourselves a break. Here is what I want to say to you today.

11 Things to Do With Your Toddler During a Snowstorm

Liz Curtis Faria | Posted 03.30.2015 | Parents
Liz Curtis Faria

Sharing this winter wonderland with my child guarantees 24 hours of unbridled wonder and pure, awesome joy. Also, migraines.

20 Lies You Can (and Do) Tell Your Toddler Without Feeling Guilty

Chris Cate | Posted 01.17.2015 | Parents
Chris Cate

All of your friends are asleep. You like your medicine. I'm not going to tell you again. Mommy and Daddy think vegetables are delicious.

17 Reasons Why Raising A Toddler Is One Helluva Workout

Jodi Meltzer | Posted 01.03.2015 | Parents
Jodi Meltzer

Packing healthy, nut-free lunches with cute 'I love you' notes to keep pace with the Bento box moms. Or packing lunches. Either way, anything to do with toddler eating is hard. Muttering "toddlers" and "eating" in the same sentence burns calories in moms. It's a fact.

An Introduction To Soccer For 3 And 4-Year-Olds

Chris Cate | Posted 11.22.2014 | Parents
Chris Cate

You must want the ball like you want chocolate cake for breakfast and breakfast cereal for dinner. Sure, sitting down and picking grass might look like a great idea when a player on the other team does it. But that is your chance to kick the ball while the other team is down.

If Toddlers Ruled the World

Chris Cate | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Chris Cate

Naps would be banned and only free-sleep (the act of naturally falling asleep, such as comfortably in a car seat or face down in a cereal bowl) would be permissible, though still frowned upon.

3-Year-Olds Are A**holes

Sarah Fader | Posted 04.29.2014 | Parents
Sarah Fader

I am here to tell you that "everyone" was wrong. Two-year-olds are challenging, but they are nowhere near as hard to deal with as 3-year-olds.

WATCH: Bath Time!

Posted 11.13.2013 | Parents

When we interviewed "Convos With My 2-Year-Old" creator and dad of two Matthew Clarke at the beginning of his viral ride in May, he promised an episod...

The Blooper Reel We've All Been Waiting For

Posted 08.08.2013 | Parents

Just when we thought our favorite YouTube toddler impersonator had gone out to recess for a little while, "Convos With My 2-Year-Old" creators Matthew...

WATCH: Our Favorite Grown-Up 2-Year-Old Is Back

Posted 07.17.2013 | Parents

"Nobody wants to wear pants." But we do anyway, because "that's just the way the world works." Hard to argue with, right? Not for a toddler... especia...

Zipper Penis

Amber Dusick | Posted 12.16.2012 | Parents
Amber Dusick

How exactly do you explain to a 3-year-old that Mommy's magical healing kiss powers come with certain use clauses and limitations?