"Rule #27 of marriage is clear: Dessert that is mine is only mine; dessert that is his is also mine."
"'Shows just kept coming on randomly one after another, it was wild!' -my child raised on Netflix, after visiting her grandma with cable."
"Welcome to your 40s, you pee now 'just in case.'"
"Please explain to me preteen boys and their fear of outerwear."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"My wife and I are currently on day three of a silent argument of who is going to clean the lasagna pan that's soaking next to the sink."
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
âWhen the doctor said âis that an earthquake?â I still thought ... he was just trying to lighten the mood,â Justin Allen told HuffPost.
"My 14yo asked me to get her ice cream 'as a reward for existing,' and honestly? Valid."
The last executive heading what was formerly called the trust and safety team, Ella Irwin, left the company in June 2023.
How bad was the reaction online? Well, no one is telling Trump to give up her day job as RNC co-chair.