You need the Convertible! Slip on the Little Red Corvette and first, it's strapless and then it's crossed in the back and then it's conventional and then you cross it in the front and then you put the cups over your ears and you're Princess Leia.
A man feels free to say, "Why the long face?" to a woman he has never met, but would never say that to another man -- not just because he isn't interested in the answer, but because he knows the inner climate of the person passing him is none of his business.
Have you found yourself in an embarrassing situation where you didn't have the right undergarments under your outfit? Too often women spend their time curating the perfect wardrobe but we forget to invest in the foundation pieces like bras, underwear and slips.
After 23 years of marriage I returned to the dating scene and realized that nothing had changed. The men were older, but still motivated by the same primal urges, and 40 years and three children later, I was still trying to preserve my virginity.
We've been socially conditioned to expect breasts to be lifted, supported, high, and facing forward. It's also true that style experts and laypeople alike feel free to criticize women whose breasts don't behave in these ways, regardless of figure, size, personal preferences, or circumstances.