The Night announces that he has retained the services of Gloria Allred and Kim Kardashian's publicists, and issues a curt statement about the dissolution of his marriage with Gaga. "She's no Lady," The Night claims.
Stars, politicians, fighting hard battles, they're just like us and the people we love, fighting hard battles too. They will do things we hope our children, our husbands, our parents, we ourselves, would never do.
I don't usually pick up the supermarket gossip rags. I think they've have taken celebrity worship to dangerous levels. So imagine my surprise when, on a recent trip to London, I developed a quick affection for Grazia magazine.
In this column, I answer questions from an overworked corporate lawyer looking for a polite way decline friends' invites, and a man whose girlfriend makes herself just a little too comfortable in his condo.
How does most of America spend its leisure time these days? Not volunteering or bettering ourselves physically, intellectually, or spiritually. Rather, most of America seems to immerse itself in popular culture.