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Vanity Plates

My Life Is On My Car

Rachel Levy Lesser | Posted 05.06.2015 | Parents
Rachel Levy Lesser

Do we really need to know who exactly is in your family and what you do all day when we pass you on the highway? I don't think so.

Unintentional Vanity Plate: Revenge of the DMV Gods on a New Ass-Man

Kevin Walsh | Posted 08.15.2014 | Detroit
Kevin Walsh

The following was originally posted on I've always chuckled at people who order vanity plates, but secretly wanted one since I wa...

Is There Another Southern Narrative?

Dr. Lawrence M. Schall | Posted 05.06.2014 | Fifty
Dr. Lawrence M. Schall

Is their a southern narrative other than one which lays proud claim to the Civil War? I think the answer here lies in a nostalgia for a simpler life, a life less corrupted by the influences of modernity.

22 Vanity Plates That Will Make You Shake Your Head

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 02.20.2014 | Comedy

Statistically, vanity license plates are unique. And someone paid extra money to put that short message on their vehicle. The rest of us stop what we'...

They Were Asking For It

Posted 12.30.2013 | Comedy

Upon seeing this vanity license plate, Redditor sometimeswemeanit's wife knew what she had to do. ...

Toyota Driver Hates His Ex Enough To Rant About It On His License Plate

Posted 12.27.2013 | Divorce

There are two ways to pay homage to your ex with a vanity license plate: If you're the Chevy Monte Carlo driver we spotlighted on the site last week, ...

Ex Gets His Revenge... On A License Plate

Posted 12.26.2013 | Divorce

Ex-spouses often use their license plates as a medium to brag about what they got in the divorce -- WASHIS, WASHERS, USTOBHIS, they've boldly proclaim...


Posted 03.25.2013 | Comedy

Ever look at a license plate and think, "Yes, my thoughts exactly,"? Us, too. While you can't deny the charm of a vanity plate that catches you co...

WATCH: Humble Vanity Plates?

Posted 07.25.2012 | Comedy

The vanity plate is a notorious platform for people to get their bragging out (it has vanity right in the name!), but when you bring that boasting opp...

Regrettable Vanity Plates: 'NO-TAGS,' Meet 'SAUCED'

The Huffington Post | Arin Greenwood | Posted 02.17.2012 | DC

WASHINGTON -- WRC-TV/NBC4 brings news of Danny White, a D.C. resident whose vanity license plates got him some $20,000 in parking tickets. White's ...

Confederate Group Fighting For Confederate Flag On Southern License Plates

AOL Weird News | Michael McLaughlin | Posted 11.15.2011 | Weird News

If the Sons of Confederate Veterans have their way, the South will rise again on license plates in three more southern states. The group, whose mem...

PHOTOS: 20 Hilarious Vanity Plates

Urlesque | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Long before we had 140 whole entire characters to work with on Twitter, there was only one place to flex your joke-writing muscles using as few letter...

The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates Of All Time (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Vanity plates are inherently lame. But for some people, that's not enough. Those people feel the need to take their status of "I'm the worst" to whole...