Let's say your self hatred has ratcheted up to the point that you've lost everything and the only place you can afford to eat is a lousy diner which serves things like hamburgers and BLT's. You'll at least be able to thank the stars for one thing. You won't end up cutting the cheese.
Who's responsible for letting actor/author Chris Colfer voice his own audiobook, The Land of Stories, a Grimm Warning? Aside from garbled words, his fourth grade reading technique is a formidable obstacle to getting past the first chapter.