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This Venn Diagram Is Proof That Donald Trump Is Evil, Imaginary Or Both

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 01.26.2016 | Comedy

This week, after a Sikh protestor wearing a turban was ejected from his rally, Donald Trump asked the crowd, "He wasn't wearing one of those hats, wa...

Friday Talking Points -- Not Funny Anymore

Chris Weigant | Posted 12.11.2015 | Politics
Chris Weigant

It's not funny anymore -- it's getting closer and closer to becoming reality. Donald Trump, leader of the Republican Party. Deal with it, everyone.

How To Replace Every Online Mention Of Trump With Voldemort

The Huffington Post | Lee Moran | Posted 12.11.2015 | Technology

If only you could erase Donald Trump from your online browser... Now you can, thanks to the new Trump2Voldemort extension for Google Chrome that...

J.K. Rowling Says Trump Is Worse Than Voldemort

The Huffington Post | Lee Moran | Posted 12.08.2015 | Politics

J.K. Rowling sprang to the defense of her most evil character Voldemort on Tuesday after he was compared to Donald Trump. The Harry Potter author pos...

Stephen Colbert Calls Out J.K. Rowling For 'Harry Potter' Reveals

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 11.07.2015 | Entertainment

Just call Stephen Colbert he who must not be silent. "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling keeps revealing secrets about the franchise ...

J.K. Rowling Has Been Pronouncing The 'T' In Voldemort All Along

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 09.11.2015 | Entertainment

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Apparently, We've Been Saying 'Voldemort' Wrong All This Time

The Huffington Post | Sara Boboltz | Posted 09.10.2015 | Entertainment

J.K. Rowling gently reminded us we've all been mispronouncing the name of the terrible, no good, very bad supervillain who gave us awful nightmares as...

J.K. Rowling Reveals What Her Horcrux Would Be (If She Had To Make One)

The Huffington Post | Sara Boboltz | Posted 08.08.2015 | Entertainment

Dear, sweet J.K. Rowling would never want to make a horcrux, of course. The deed -- if you remember from the Harry Potter book series ...

Kindness and Art Trump Commerce

Sandy Thomas | Posted 08.06.2015 | Arts
Sandy Thomas

We were at Fringe Central, which is the building where performers who are registered with the Fringe can hang out. There's wi-fi, a copy machine, café area, and helpful people who are in the same boat as you are (if you're putting a show on this year).

Tom Riddle Rejected All These Anagrams For 'Voldemort,' And It's Really Too Bad

The Huffington Post | Sara Boboltz | Posted 08.21.2015 | Comedy

In the Harry Potter series, it's explained that Tom Riddle, the troubled youth who would grow to become the most feared wizard of all time, invented h...

Friday Talking Points -- Bernie Sanders Shows Democrats What 'Family Values' Should Mean

Chris Weigant | Posted 06.13.2015 | Politics
Chris Weigant

Trade deals are one subject (one of the very few left) which do not break down on party line. Both the Republicans and the Democrats are split over the issue, so it's not a repeat of the usual partisan battle lines. But it is a clear defeat for Obama, who lobbied hard to very little effect.

Chinese Ambassador Invokes Voldemort In China-Japan Shrine Feud

AP | Posted 01.23.2014 | Weird News

TOKYO (AP) — As if Harry Potter isn't popular enough, the evil Lord Voldemort from British author J.K. Rowling's best-selling children's series has ...

Rattled With PTSD: Post Traumatic Snake Disorder

Irene Monroe | Posted 09.02.2013 | Comedy
Irene Monroe

This 4th of July there will be no grilling on my back porch. And here's why: This past Sunday morning I found myself in a chapter of a Stephen King novel.

Avada Kedavra: Parshat Balak

Harry Rothenberg | Posted 08.18.2013 | Religion
Harry Rothenberg

Long before Voldemort and Saruman uttered their first fictional curses, the Jewish people faced off against the real-life sorcerer, Bilam. Bilam's plan to curse the Jews failed when G-d turned his curses into blessings. But do coerced blessings ever take effect?

What Do You Daydream About At School?

The Huffington Post | Posted 08.08.2012 | Teen

When school gets just a little boring, do you daydream about what you'll do when the clock strikes 3 p.m.? Reminisce about the 12 blissful hours of sl...

Fantasy Veepstakes

Chris Weigant | Posted 10.01.2012 | Politics
Chris Weigant

Rather than write about the likes of Tim Pawlenty and his relative strengths over Rob Portman's budget experience... oh, sorry, I seem to have put myself to sleep there. The real choices aren't exciting to write about, so let's travel to the Land of Make-Believe instead, shall we?

SEC Head: 'All The Regulators Focused On' JPMorgan Loss

AP | MARCY GORDON | Posted 05.11.2012 | Business

WASHINGTON -- The head of the Securities and Exchange Commission says the agency is focused on a surprise $2 billion trading loss by JPMorgan Chase. ...

Harry Potter And Voldemort Play Plead The Fifth On 'Watch What Happens Live'

Posted 02.10.2012 | TV

Voldemort asked and Harry Potter answered on "Watch What Happens Live" (Weeknights, 11 p.m. EST on Bravo). And it was just as weird as when Voldemort ...

Ralph Fiennes Reads Erotic Voldemort Fan Fiction

Posted 03.21.2012 | TV

Ralph Fiennes gained legions of fans after his chilling portrayal of Lord Voldemort in the "Harry Potter" films. On "Watch What Happens Live" (Wee...

Kardashian's New Husband Inks Deal for Sorriest Son of a Bitch on the Planet

James Napoli | Posted 10.21.2011 | Comedy
James Napoli

The network is banking on countless such altercations to provide their program, and its millions of likely viewers, with deeply embarrassing, painfully awkward moments in the life of a put-upon, in-way-over-his-head young celebrity husband.

Dumbledore And Voldemort Team Up!

Posted 10.18.2011 | Entertainment

Even though the beloved "Harry Potter" series is over, it doesn't mean some Hogwarts-dwellers won't be sharing anymore screen time. Just this tim...

Movie Review: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 - It's Magical

Marshall Fine | Posted 09.11.2011 | Entertainment
Marshall Fine

We have now come to the end of a decade-long magical adventure that may constitute the most ambitious feat of both literary and cinematic story-telling in memory, with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2.

Spiritual Lessons From Harry Potter

Greg Garrett | Posted 09.07.2011 | Religion
Greg Garrett

Why has Harry Potter been so important in the lives of both kids and adults? What does the series have to teach us about who we are and what we're supposed to be doing?

Harry Potter Stamps For UK's Royal Mail: View The Collection!

guardian.co.uk | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

Harry Potter fans have a new way to indulge their obsession with JK Rowling's characters – by posting them. The Royal Mail has revealed its selectio...

The War On Christmas Is Over ... And Christmas Lost

Rev. James Martin, S.J. | Posted 05.25.2011 | Religion
Rev. James Martin, S.J.

You've seen the endless TV commercials and web ads that wink at Christmas without daring to mention "He Who Must Not Be Named." Christ may be the new Voldemort. Face it: The war on Christmas is lost.