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Their Childhoods, Our Memories: Moments Your Children Will Never Remember

Lisa Belkin | Posted 03.28.2012

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Lisa Belkin

It's the things you do for them that they will never remember, and therefore can not ever thank you for, that are some of the richest moments of parenting. Some of the messiest, too.

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The Good, The Bad, And The Gross

Devon Corneal | Posted 03.17.2012

Read More: Diapers, Vomit, Diaper Cream, Gross Parenting Moments, Poop, Moms Grossest Experiences, Parents-Moms, Parents News
Devon Corneal

I'm not talking about the normal diaper stuff. I'm talking about bodily discharge in motion, vaguely cannibalistic activities, and microscopic familiarity with our kiddies' anatomies. I'm talking about things that should probably not be memorialized in writing.

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35 Pounds of Human Vomit Found in Pa. Parking Lot

Diana Fasanella | Posted 08.23.2011

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Diana Fasanella

It was no gag (or maybe it was) when a bag containing an estimated 35 pounds of human vomit was discovered outside a Pennsylvania retail store. Radno...

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Halloween Parties and the Latest in Gruesome Candy

Maggie Van Ostrand | Posted 11.17.2011

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Maggie Van Ostrand

Where once the King of Halloween confection was Candy Corn -- selling 8.3 billion kernels a year -- planners of today's Halloween parties lobby their new faves: the latest in gross and disgusting party food.

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A List In Response To A News Story: Take my Cats, Please...Seriously. I Want to Freak Out.

Sophie Pollitt-Cohen | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Diapers, Grapes, Cats, Judgement, Best Friend Lindsey, Brain, Poop, Baby, Marble-Floors, The New York Times, Vomit, The Future, Kim Kardashian, Barf, Comedy News
Sophie Pollitt-Cohen

My cats or my future baby?: Barf on the floor; Pee on the floor; Has a brain larger than a handful of grapes; Not freak out when I want to dress it in a cute outfit; Not be covered in hair; Love me back.

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Germ Bag: No Sh*t

Suz Redfearn | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Baby Vomit, Poop, Vomit, River, Cavemen, Primitive People, Baby Poop, Will Ferrell, Judd Apatow, Poop Humor, Bodily Humor, Lab Corp, David Sedaris, Comedy News
Suz Redfearn

I used to think poop was hilarious. And vomit, too. And snot. And whatever else whatever else flows with force from the body and can be flung about by monkeys.

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Freshman: How Not to Puke In Class

Christine Whelan | Posted 11.17.2011

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Christine Whelan

As a professor of an intro sociology class, I've got 150 students who need to set their alarms and get to lecture -- sober -- each Friday morning.

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Leave Mr. Poopypants Alone!

Charlotte Hilton Andersen | Posted 11.17.2011

Read More: Michael Jackson, Katie Holmes, Runners, NYC Marathon, Running, Diarrhea, Poop, Vomit, Poo, Marathons, Boston Marathon, Healthy Living News
Charlotte Hilton Andersen

Let me just get this out of the way: people poop when they run. So why the big fuss about some poor soul with splattered shorts? Must it be discussed on every fitness website?

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