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Waldo Mellon

Hello. I'm Waldo Mellon

Waldo Mellon | Posted 08.05.2012 | Comedy
Waldo Mellon

I believe I can take the mountain ranges of life and reduce them to manageable piles the size of ant hills. Or, to put it another way, I think I can tailor life's moo-moo into the pocket-hanky of a Snotgurggle.