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Weight Loss Humor

Tale of the Turkey-MacGyver Pants

Dawn Weber | Posted 02.01.2015 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

You mean to tell me I exercise like a bobbing idiot, eat toddler portions, I'm not at the present time pregnant (thank you, God) and my pants are so tight they popped a button? FML.

My Menopausal Muffin Top

Moira McGarvey | Posted 11.09.2013 | Fifty
Moira McGarvey

No one is safe from the MMT. (OK, that's not entirely true. My friend Amy is perennially thin and seems impervious, which I find annoying.)

How I Feel About Your Bathroom Scale

Alison Rosen | Posted 06.25.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

Instead of feeling relief, I was convinced the scale was broken, and not only was it broken today, it had probably been broken for years, and who knows how long this generous scale had been blowing smoke up my butt.

Eat Before the Clock Strikes Fast

Alena Dillon | Posted 06.11.2013 | Comedy
Alena Dillon

Let's say Eve really did just have to have an apple, like some obscure pregnant woman craving. I'd bet there was more than one apple tree in the entire Garden of Eden. How often have you visited an orchard boasting only a single tree?

From Fidgeting to Fornicating: Eight Ways to Burn 100 Calories

Janice Taylor | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Janice Taylor

Here are eight simple things that you can add to your daily routine that will burn an extra 100 calories.

Six Obesity Fighting Tips for an Obesogenic World

Janice Taylor | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Janice Taylor

The sidewalks in our towns and cities have been rolled up and taken away. We no longer take a quick walk or ride our bikes to the mart. We're rolling down our driveways how many times a day?