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Wine Pacifier

Dipping the Pacifier in Wine, and Other 1970s-Inspired Parenting Tricks

Davis Schneiderman | Posted 06.06.2012 | Comedy
Davis Schneiderman

My mother claims I sucked down several wine-dipped pacifiers at my circumcision, and she continued the practice for a year in an attempt to abate my near-constant wailing. That's right, you read correctly, I was a baby wino.