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"That's All, Volts"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 02.26.2012 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

Whenever people admire my thick head of wild and crazy hair and ask how I keep it looking that way, I tell them I stick my tongue in an electrical outlet. That's why I was shocked recently when a fuse blew on what turned out to be a bad hair day.

Elmer Mendez: L.I. Pedestrian Fatally Hit By Car Was Left Undiscovered For 10 Hours, Driver Kevin Daly Reported Hitting A "Deer"

newsday.com | Posted 05.25.2011 | New York

A pedestrian who was struck and killed by a passing motorist lay undiscovered on the side of the road in Yaphank for 10 hours, police said Monday, bec...