It's resolution time. The new year has come and the booze-fiends are taking some time off, the philanderers are planning quality family time and deleting guilty phone numbers, we're joining gyms, and people are generally cleaning up their lives for a couple weeks before the sheer weight of winter misery...

I want Congress to stop fighting and I want to serve my country. These are connected.

I am twenty-nine and I have never done anything (other than pay taxes) that in any way contributes to this country in which I was lucky enough to be born. But, honestly, I'm probably...

I could really use $700,000, though I understand that no one is all that eager to give it to me. Of course, I don't work for Goldman Sachs, where the average employee is on track to earn roughly that much this year. If you are anything like, well, anybody who...

The health care bill is complicated. Crazy, mind-numbing, eyes-bleeding-before-you-finish-it complicated. Cutting health care costs is a baffling process on its own. When you add expanding coverage to uninsured Americans and figuring out what that insurance will look like it's so impossibly daunting that even the best-meaning of experts have trouble...

In the grand hierarchy of crimes there are those that produce true villains: Iagos, Macbeths, and Claudiuses (Claudii?). There are those that produce middlemen (any character played by Steve Buscemi for example). And then there are those that produce the bulk of the people in the Midtown Courthouse.

"Public urination,"...

Tuesday, January 20, 2008, 2:22 AM

Washington, DC - Less than ten hours...

The miraculous thing that is easy to overlook about Obama is that the president elect (say it again, it gives me shivers!) was not a default choice. That is: we are not just happy that the...

Monday, January 19, 11:22 AM

Washington, DC - Things I have abandoned since coming to Washington: sleep, the keys to my apartment (this will be problematic upon returning to New York), and my resolution to write regularly about the lead up to the inauguration.

It's probably not the end of...

Inaugural weekend - DC bound

Friday, January 16th, 2008

12:52 pm - somewhere in New Jersey - The one journalist on the bus has just pulled out the booze. He works for some personal finance rag and seems like a smart guy. I say this not because he is drinking a twenty-four oz...

Here's what I really want: no ATM fees. Ever again. Ever. I can happily blow $5.00 on a McDonald's double cheeseburger in Times Square, but the $3.00 I am charged by Bank of America to use their ATM as a non-customer will leave me feeling sour the entire afternoon.

And...

Imagine this: a nervous high-school kid walks into a convenience store. He retreats to the pharmacy section and then shuffles up to the cashier and throws a pack of Trojans on the counter.

"How much are these?" he asks, blushing furiously.

"Two dollars," the middle-aged cashier tells him. She...

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

5:08 pm - I don't own a TV and that might be an act of arrogance. I figure that if the news happens, I am well enough connected that I'll know about it one way or another. I live in New York after all. If some...

Saturday, September 6th

3:55 pm CDT - If you ever really need to remind yourself that September is not July, jump in a lake in northern Minnesota. If your brain does not immediately enter a state of shock, then you will feel the enlightened joy that comes when nature gives...

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

6:19 pm CDT - To feel fully American, you have to bowl now and then. I do an annual pilgrimage to the Blueberry Bowl in Deer River, Minnesota. It's 10 miles from Deer lake, 16.7 miles from Grand Rapids, and 102 miles from the Canadian border....

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

11:44 pm CDT -- Palin's speech was essentially a provocation: an invitation to get us so hopping mad that we can't respond responsibly; to incite us into such pure fury that fury is the only thing we can think; that we want next-to-the-bone red meat torn...

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

6:29 CDT
Northern Minnesota is cold and windy today, which doesn't really distinguish now from most of the rest of the year. I am twenty miles west of Grand Rapids, a tiny northern town that has run on the Blandin paper...

In recent weeks McCain has attempted to jump on the change bandwagon and I want to add my voice to those observing that this is preposterous.

McCain had a genuine claim towards independence for a while, but he, like Romney, has completely caved to a party platform. The man who...

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

10:29 CST -- You wind your way down out of the mountains and suddenly the whole perspective shifts and you are surrounded by flatlands and tightlipped American Gothic midwesterners, rather than the freakishly tall beautiful Ur-people of the Colorado mountains. Nine hundred miles and fourteen hours...

Saturday, August 30th

4:45 pm MST - My fellow Americans, I hereby nominate Susie Blaser for the position of my vice president to the United States. Never heard of Susie? Well, she's just like you, Ms. swing voter. She owns a KFC franchise, so she has executive experience. She is...

I have updated Wednesday's blog to include the events of last night. You can see it here.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

2:34 am MST - No one is wasting time splitting town. The Onion sponsored a party that ended before I got there. The folks running it finagled tickets...

Wednesday, August 27

1:34 am MST - There is malice, pure, like the platonic form of anger, that can drive a person wild. The easiest way to see it: reject someone from a party when he's three sheets to the wind. Being a gentleman, I stuff this fury under the...