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America's Next Top Model Cycle 19, Episode 12 Recap: Death Becums Her

(12) Comments | Posted November 17, 2012 | 2:33 PM

If you are currently reading this, then I believe congratulations are in order! Yes, pat yourself on your assumedly emaciated back -- you deserve it for having survived the most boring cycle of America's Next Top Model ever! To quote Bre from Cycle 5, "I just wanted to take off...

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America's Next Top Model Cycle 19, Episode 11 Recap: I'd Rather Be Riding

(5) Comments | Posted November 11, 2012 | 1:17 PM

Hello there, and welcome back to the wet and wild world of America's Next Top Model! This week's installation was weird all-around, from the lazy editing to the equine violence to the self-deprecating confessionals. In fact, the entire mood surrounding the episode was somber -- I kept noticing how completely...

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America's Next Top Model Cycle 19, Episode 10 Recap: Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls

(9) Comments | Posted November 3, 2012 | 5:13 PM

In the 10th installment of America's Next Top Model: College Edition (is it still college-themed?), the model-hopefuls continue their Jamaican education by meeting Bob Marley's least-known progeny, slip-sliding down waterfalls, and confronting Tyra Banks' greatest fear (spoiler: it's dolphins). In other words, they complete a smattering of stereotypical Spring Break-style...

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America's Next Top Model Cycle 19, Episode 9 Recap: Dutty Wine

(5) Comments | Posted October 27, 2012 | 3:21 PM

I assume your nails are bloody stubs after last week's ANTM cliffhanger left you in suspense -- following Brittany's vote-off, Tyra announced that the "moment of truth" had arrived, and the ex-contestants of Cycle 19 neatly emerged from the shadows to discover whose social media rankings would revive...

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'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 19, Episode 8 Recap: Crack, Cholas, and Cattiness

(3) Comments | Posted October 20, 2012 | 6:00 PM

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Hello all, and welcome! Before I get down to recapping this week’s eventless go-sees and subsequent waste of a good prison rental space, I’d like to discuss the Tyrabomb that was dropped this week (which I saw via terrifying Instagram post): namely,...

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'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 19, Episode 7 Recap: Trash Talk

(10) Comments | Posted October 6, 2012 | 5:38 PM

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Have you ever licked soda off of a dirty floor? Or referred to your eating disorder as a "stress relief?" How about dry-heaving into a toilet while a stranger takes pictures? If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then...

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'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Booties in Gear

(2) Comments | Posted October 1, 2012 | 2:01 AM

I desperately hope that you're reading this recap in lieu of actually viewing this week's episode of "America's Next Top Model," because it was a weird, boring mess with a yawn on top. I don't know if it's the newly-instated numbers system, or the randomly appointed judges, or...

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'America's Next Top Model' Episode 5 Recap: Cheer And Present Danger

(2) Comments | Posted September 24, 2012 | 4:33 PM

Cheerleading, tears, and a melodramatic finale -- no, this isn't "Bring It On 3: All Or Nothing," it's the latest installment of "America's Next Top Model!" If you recall, this cycle's theme is "College Edition," although that flimsy premise has dried up by Episode 5, and...

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'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Dead Posers Society

(5) Comments | Posted September 15, 2012 | 3:23 PM

This week's episode of "America's Next Top Model" ran the gamut in terms of genre, throwing us everything from mean girls to Tyler Perry to zombies. There's something for everyone! The scene opens on the Top Model house: Victoria won Best Photo last week, and thusly savors the...

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'America's Next Top Model' Episode 3: So Tight It's Crazy

(6) Comments | Posted September 8, 2012 | 12:26 PM

The third installment of America's Next Top Model: College Edition opens in a manner to which we've become accustomed this cycle - Tyra Banks obligatorily recaps the new "ratings system" upon which the girls will be judged (see previous post for more). And in the grand tradition of ANTM editing,...

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'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Murder By Numbers

(4) Comments | Posted September 1, 2012 | 2:07 PM

In this week's episode of "America's Next Top Model," the show stumbles into uncharted territory while rabidly clinging to its roots by initiating a completely reconfigured rating system that still has no criteria. Before the episode begins, Tyra Banks materializes onscreen to inform us that for this cycle,...

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'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Cast Introductions In College Edition Premiere

(13) Comments | Posted August 27, 2012 | 9:50 AM

Oh, hello there! If you're just joining us, then might I suggest that you buckle the hell up, because everything is about to stop making sense. We are entering the deviant and enigmatic world of "America's Next Top Model" (Fridays at 8 p.m. ET on The CW), a...

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