Sarah Palin's Letters to the Editors

Not only does Sarah Palin read every newspaper and magazine she sees, but a teenager recently hacked her e-mail again — the governor really needs to start picking passwords she hasn't recently birthed — and uncovered several memos to those publications. Some highlights:

"I was delighted to find a malapropism last weekend in, of all places, the column of William Safire."

"Dear Mr. Shortz: That really should have been a Thursday crossword, not a Friday. What will I do with my extra time, the damn Sudoku?"

"Thanks for the advice on water-based vs. silicone, Dan Savage. Sincerely, Lady Of Verve Every Afternoon, Night And Lunchtime"

"To the editors of Esquire: Mindy Kaling's edition of "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women" incorrectly suggested that women do not like to be nicknamed something larger than a breadbox. Several game animals larger than a grown man still make flattering monikers."

"If Walt Mossberg were replaced with a monkey, he'd still be right twice as often about Apple's next move."

"While I of course did not keep my copy, what with Mrs. Obama dominating the cover, this issue of Ebony had Mr. Tracy Jordan's best yet edition of 'Musings.'"

"Until you give them a subtler starting point, the readers of the New Yorker will continue to send you hackneyed cartoon captions."

Portions of this article were previously published at twitter.com/nick.