Nikk Katzman is an old hippie who currently teaches reading and basic math as an Adult Education instructor in Kentucky. Nikk's assorted degrees include B.S. degrees in microbiology, mathematics, and computer science as well as a Ph.D. in pharmacology. Nikk is a part-time poultry farmer who has worked in many different fields, from nude modeling to medical technology (but not at the same time).

Dr. Katzman is highly qualified to be the next Vice President of the United States. Nikk has been the treasurer of a bowling league, which provided executive experience. Nikk's remaining toy soldiers have provided military experience, as has having lived near Fort Drum, NY. Living so close to Canada has also allowed Dr. Katzman to pick up extensive foreign policy experience.

Dr. Katzman has recently admitted to having grandchickens that were hatched to underage chickens (mere pullets and cockerels). However, no state or federal aid was requested to assist in the raising of the grandchickens, and no attempt has been made to prevent other pullets, on Nikk's farm or on other people's farms, from hatching their eggs.

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