Need to boost your retirement income?
The Ponzi schemes keep coming. I just noticed that an 82-year-old man orchestrated a $17 million fraud in Buffalo. He ran ads, according to The Buffalo News, that proclaimed, "Earn more, worry less."
It appears the fraudster's basic needs will be covered: shelter, three square meals a day, and medical care. He's headed for prison. Nothing like retirement in the big house.
I wonder if there's a shuffleboard court next to the weight machines.