Folks, I'm worried about Rush Limbaugh. Has anyone ever exploded, you know, burst apart, like if we humans had seams and they just burst open and guts and shit shot out in every direction?
Has that ever happened to anyone any of you have ever known even in the wildest of election seasons? 'Cause listening to Limbaugh in my car today, carrying on about Obama with less than two weeks to the midterms -- and I'm someone who's heard him a lot and knows what a screamer he is, how he can carry on like the kid you knew up the block who could stand there and holler dumbness until his face got red as a radish (oh, my God, is that where "redneck" comes from?!) -- today, riding with my car windows down, I thought, "This guy is gonna split a gut so bad I better put my car windows up even if I'm in LA and he's broadcasting from Florida."
So I put the windows up and when I got to a computer, I checked to see if Mr. Limbaugh was still in one piece or scattered in bits and pieces across the landscape, a chunk of bladder here, a piece of pituitary there and maybe his mouth around the wide end of a megaphone somewhere.
I'm happy to say I worried for nothing. Mr. Limbaugh was still in one piece. But one piece of -- what?
Thanks, this was fun.
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Good night posters.
Mike
Well, I can't say that I would have been happy, but I do know one thing. Norman Lear's still got it!!
Come on Norman!! We need another good TV show!
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahha. Thanks Norman Lear for the big laugh!! : )
Now Obama, Nancy and Harry are different, they've forced themselves into your house, they've expanded the government monopoly into your business, devalued your money and hit you with higher taxes.
Maybe like any "progressive" you need a reality check.
You're right about there being a difference. You're just backwards.
Rush's "bombastic and hateful rhetoric" is my educational and entertaining discourse of ideas, you ever LISTEN to his show, he has lively DEBATES, people on that disagree with him completely, conversing with them point by point, they have their say. Debates on "progressive" shows are extremely rare.
Profits? Since when are profits illegal? Or do you have a problem with individual freedom of choice and responsibility, living by the law, you'd rather impose your personal religious Sharia on the rest of us?
People like you and Norman Lear, "progressives" who want to dispense with the evils of individual freedom, human dignity, free choice and individual responsibility, marry religion and law, YOUR religion, that is, with you dispensing the inquisition, the rest of us on the other side awaiting your summary judgments.
Who cares about personal income taxes, when they don't have a job, thanks to the Dems being in charge.
THAT's what I'm talking about.
Get the picture?