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Step Right Up Here Folks, Tell You What I'm Going to Do...

Posted: 10/25/11 09:31 PM ET

I'm at work on a memoir. My family sees little of me. My Concord Music Group sees less. Send me an email and you learn I'm in seclusion and won't read it. But I am haunted by something I saw on my TV set this morning as I walked the treadmill in front of it, and I must take the time to get this off my chest.

Governor Rick Perry, reminding me so much of the classiest of sideshow barkers in the travelling carnivals of my youth, was telling the world about his new tax plan this morning. I am as ill-informed on tax matters as a six-year-old, unless it is my granddaughter, and so I have no comment on the plan. But there was this moment, this astounding moment.

Governor Perry was telling us how simple it would be to fill out a tax form for those who bought into his plan And to illustrate his point he pulled out what looked to be a blank 5"x7" card. Fill out the card, write the check, and you're done, he said. "Wait a damned minute," I thought. That would be my entire transaction with the government at tax time?? I fill out the one card stating my income and my deductions (he mentioned charitable giving specifically) and that's it? Can I use both sides? He didn't say, but what the hell, I'll let him have it.

Why do I think it so hilarious? Or is it possible to provide on a card all the backup needed just to prove the income and write-offs and deductions I'd be claiming ? Let alone the other matters that rush to the minds of you who are far more informed.

But holding up a pocket-sized blank card and telling me that filling it out will be all I need do at tax time -- there I am back to thinking of that natty sideshow barker, holding up a vial of some elixir and promising it will cure me of anything that ails me.

Of Rick Perry perhaps?

 
I'm at work on a memoir. My family sees little of me. My Concord Music Group sees less. Send me an email and you learn I'm in seclusion and won't read it. But I am haunted by something I saw on my...
I'm at work on a memoir. My family sees little of me. My Concord Music Group sees less. Send me an email and you learn I'm in seclusion and won't read it. But I am haunted by something I saw on my...
 
 
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RealTimeHistory
11:05 AM on 10/31/2011
Rick Perry's Tax Plan:

How much did you make?
Send it in.
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RealTimeHistory
11:38 AM on 10/31/2011
Oops! I forgot a line:

Rick Perry's Tax Plan:

How much did you make?
If it's over $500,000, have a nice day.
If it's under $500,000, send it in.
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GeorgeBurnsWasRight
My micro-bio is running on empty.
12:55 AM on 10/31/2011
There's two different things being talked about by Perry and others who deliberately confuse the two categories. The first is tax simplification, which means getting rid of the deductions that people take to reduce their taxable income. Tax simplification can be done without introducing a flat tax. Note that no Republican Congress or President has ever proposed eliminating all these loopholes despite the fact that this is what most people support, or more accurately, what most people support until they find out that it will increase their tax bill when some deduction they benefit from is eliminated.

The second thing being talked about is the "flat tax", which means taxing everyone at the same tax rate on their taxable income. This can be done without tax simplification. The flat tax by itself is not supported by most people when they look at it in isolation. It's only when it gets combined with tax simplification accompanied by the lie that tax simplification won't affect most people that the so-called flat tax gets much support.
Mochilero
Have backpack, will travel
11:00 PM on 10/30/2011
I have been a professional tax preparer for thirty years. Perry is trying to put me out of business. Fine, but it won't work. The EZ is supposed to be so easy. How come so many people can't read the EZ instructions and do the EZ math? So they pay me ninety bucks for five minutes of work.
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Mike Dennison
09:55 PM on 10/30/2011
After the GOP gets done destroying the Postal Service, it's going to cost about $20 to mail that card.
DianaLynn1967
It's a great life if you don't weaken!
03:16 PM on 11/08/2011
Ya' know?
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rtgmath
There has got to be a better way!
08:01 PM on 10/30/2011
Perry has to to pull out an index card. Has he never seen a computer? With such a simplified tax code, why even bother to mail it in? Go for a simplified web-based program! Log into the IRS and in two shakes it is done!

But of course, Perry hasn't got much computer experience. And as with most politicians of his age, he can't even conceive of a modern tax strategy, much less a decent jobs initiative for the 21st century.

We have officials who really have very little idea of how to make government a modern, efficient institution. So much paperwork, so little use of effective measures.

Yes, there has been some work done in this way. But it is not nearly enough. We are tied to old ways and inefficient processes. We could probably reduce the cost of government regulation by 80% -- without reducing the regulations themselves with better use of computer and internet resources.

Perry and his index card are dinosaurs. We need to discuss good governance done efficiently. With technology.
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07:45 PM on 10/30/2011
A tax table, don't you understand. Friends, either you're closing your eyes to situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of tax table in your community. Well, you got trouble, my friends .....

.... That's trouble with a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for phool.
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Kiri the Unicorn
53 miles west of Venus
08:37 PM on 10/30/2011
AAAH! It's the angry and vengeful ghost of Robert Preston, who resents the comparison!!

hee hee hee...!
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lizt
former Army officer/lifelong liberal/pdx biker
09:51 PM on 10/30/2011
That deserves a fan....and a link. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s
jjtx
We need to look for the Third Way.
07:08 PM on 10/30/2011
If you listened further, you would find that Perry's plan calls for ZERO, that's right, ZERO capital gains tax.

He wants the least productive people in our society (who only have passive income) to not pay any taxes while all of us working stiffs have to pay for all of the country's load. You can bet when this happens that there will be fewer and fewer jobs because why work to create jobs and have to pay taxes when you can just set on your keester and collect your checks and pay no taxes.

Ahh, somedays I would just love to be Paris Hilton. But, then again.........................
maruski
Liberal Lutheran; lean left, save America!
09:42 PM on 10/30/2011
you know what their argument is? "It's my MONEY I am putting on the line when I invest. It is at RISK. and it was taxed when I earned it. Therefore I shouldn;t have to pay tax on the money it earns"

it is such nonsense I can't believe it. if they don't want risk then they can leave it in the FDIC insured bank. AND every dime someone ever paid was taxed before--

we tax when money moves from entity number one to entity number 2 because that economic activity was brought to those entities in part by their personal actions but also in part by virtue of their being in this civilized country, with roads and people and schools, etc.

these investment class people pretending there is something special about their economic activity that means it shouldn't be taxed are outrageous greedy persons.
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4more
I don't need no stinkin' micro-bio
06:18 PM on 10/30/2011
And the big winners will also get index card sized envelopes for mailin'! Postage required ma'am.
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trekie70
Lifelong bibliophile and political junkie
05:55 PM on 10/30/2011
Wonder if he will also make gas $2/gallon? While we're making empty promises, how about a jetpack for everyone and a flying car in every garage?

Need I go on?
07:33 PM on 10/30/2011
I'd vote for the jet pack.
08:03 PM on 10/30/2011
A chicken in every pot used to work.
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lizt
former Army officer/lifelong liberal/pdx biker
09:53 PM on 10/30/2011
Republicans have some strange fascination with chickens. Remember when they wanted us to pay doctors with chickens?
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shelbyanne
the unseen eye is watching you
05:52 PM on 10/30/2011
The post card tax for dummies.
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vietveter
Wish ididnt know now what ididnt know then
05:17 PM on 10/30/2011
AND, AS A SPECIAL ATTRACTION . . . for all the

POOR you can FINANCE your new tax bill !!!

Right, Perry?
MHT73
words matter
10:36 PM on 10/30/2011
Right! The company store for everything you need,
DianaLynn1967
It's a great life if you don't weaken!
03:22 PM on 11/08/2011
"You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store"
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04:28 PM on 10/30/2011
Yeah, and did you notice how he fumbled in his pocket WAY before actually producing said 5x7 card? It was like he was just checking to make sure he remembered to put it in his jacket. He looked like a very poorly rehearsed sideshow barker, in my opinion.
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GeorgeBurnsWasRight
My micro-bio is running on empty.
12:18 AM on 10/31/2011
You deserve a fan for that perfect description of Perry and the trouble he's had so far with his campaign: "He looked like a very poorly rehearsed sideshow barker".
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Thisboy
04:23 PM on 10/30/2011
The Republicans have allowed the Corporate world to buy the government of the Americans people. Claiming that those with the money are the ones making the country run and therefore the only ones who should have a say in it's direction. They stress that it is not the Government's role to make people's lives better and more secure. It is the American people's right to die in poverty when bad luck or circumstances beyond their control befall them or any member of their family. Unless of course that "person" is one of these new class of people called "Corporations". Then they are indispensable and is the role of their purchased government to keep them from failing and lend assistance . The Right have told us that money is speech and more money naturally means more say so in how the other 99% will live. They have put monetary value on American lives based on how financially savvy or ruthless they are. They are now forcing Americans to give up the few government benefits that made the American middle class and upward mobility possible in the past. The wealthy are sure not about to give up the benefits that keep money flowing exclusively in their direction. The Republicans are the watchdogs of the wealthy and to acknowledge the problem of inequality between the haves and have nots is to admit a serious injustice and a war with the backing of a sizable army who are finding they have nothing to lose.
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vietveter
Wish ididnt know now what ididnt know then
05:21 PM on 10/30/2011
And now,since corporations are people

we can have a government ''of, by and for''

the (rich) people
08:02 PM on 10/30/2011
"The haves and the have mores", as Bush used to say.
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Taz2212
We need sustainable jobs!
05:27 PM on 10/30/2011
I agree for the most part but you need to add a few Democrats to the mix as well...after all the President's jobs bill didn't pass the Senate because a few Dems were in the pocket of Big Oil and Big Ag. As voters we need to really assess who we are voting for and why. If it goes against our interests then we need to vote them out. Oh, I don't listen to campaign ads because the Republicans truly know how to fabricate and scare the H*** out of some voters.
apiazza
There is no such thing as a fiscal conservative.
04:08 PM on 10/30/2011
Would General Electric has the 5 X 7 card as well? Because I'm not thinking there is going to be room for all of their deductions.
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Taz2212
We need sustainable jobs!
05:31 PM on 10/30/2011
Perry may be talking flat tax trash so there wouldn't be any thing on that card but income and losses and you can be sure that tax loopholes would be hidden in those losses.
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flacpa
A liberal CPA? Go figure
07:21 PM on 10/30/2011
GE. No that would be a 3 X 5
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MsYellowDog
03:45 PM on 10/30/2011
No doubt Perry's next lines were, "We got trouble,trouble,trouble, right here in River City!"