Drivers will only get more distracted by
electronics as time is replaced by
At some point in next
decade driverless cars will be
It will be apparent that machine can drive more
Safely than human.
Human driving might come to be viewed as
Google has worked to ensure its
Driverless cars will be legal.
In future they might work to ensure
'Drivered' cars will be illegal.
In other words:
Should we be allowed to drive?
Benefits of ban will be clear:
no more speeding; no more drunk driving; no more falling asleep at the wheel; no more angry or inattentive driving; no more selfies behind the wheel; no more driving while yelling at the kids; no more running red lights; no more OMG :) LOL I just hit somebody; and so on.
Not will we drive but
Will we be allowed to drive.
Even if no distractions in car.
Government has long regulated automobile
It has mandated what must be put in/taken out of cars and
What is/is not potential
Why would government not remove greatest potential
Hazard of all--
If all self-driving equals reckless driving then
Will government not have to
Quoting nameless Carnegie Mellon University researcher working
Towards driverless cars re safety but not with respect to legality:
"We need to take the human out of the equation...."
What would be forms of objection?
Driving is not constitutional
It is not the
Right to bear arms.
History-based incident prediction
Generator tells me to:
Cue indefatigable 2nd-ammendmenters turning their automobiles into
Giant guns that can only be fired if driven by human
Cue "Ban This" bumper stickers slapped libertarially all over
Grandfathered gas-guzzlers of
Cue Tea after-Party.
Remaining potential obstacles to
I will ignore them.
Of freedom and pleasure and
The American way.
But we already
Reject such arguments.
Regulate who can and
Some people too
Others too mentally
Some with inadequate
Others unable to pass nonuniform test highly dependent on examiner and
Potential driver judged against abstract standard of what is person who
Can operate automobile
Standard differs from country to country and leaves much to be
When driverless car provides standard to be
When par is known and borders on
Who will measure up?
All manner of statistics will make it
The lack of accident reports will make it
We suck at driving.
No one measures up to computer.
There will be sufficient cause to regulate away driving by any
Human any human at all doesn't matter who or when or where or why.
In comparison to computer we will all have
Vision and be too mentally
In comparison to computer we will all be
We do allow people to take certain
We allow the riding of
But not others.
We do not allow driving without a
There are airbag rules,
We tend to forbid risks that put
Others in danger.
Except for driving at speeds that allow for
Tragedy I cannot explain that though we do regulate speeds.
We do acknowledge that risks need to be
Driving a car presents risks to
You and to
To surrounding individuals and
Driving will be firing and
Refiring a gun randomly in every
Direction and then in some other directions and then just in the air while yelling.
What if have separate road with no
How the fuck would that work?
Still too dangerous to
Like seatbelt issue.
And to others.
Pedestrians have rights.
Maybe on own property.
Maybe allowed in amusement
Car will have system to compensate for your
But sign three waivers first
It is established that you must let your car drive itself.
You will want this anyway.
It will provide more time for you to answer emails.
So stop arguing with
Me it is not at all attractive if that is what you think that it is that you are
Because it isn't and you aren't.
Eliminate driving for
Limits to pleasures that put unwilling/
Unwitting participants at risk:
Exposure to risk by participants and
Audience is voluntary or
Accepted by legal guardians
(even if underestimated)
Rescuers put at risk.
Their participation not completely
a) job to rescue when told to.
b) might be at job bc lack of alternatives.
But at least agreed to risky job and
Are compensated even if probably not enough even
if take too much risk.
Pedestrians have no choice.
If you leave house at risk from cars.
Car companies required to install XYZ safety features.
Mandatory driverless operation will be one such feature.
How long before required to link up driverless car to
The network of driverless cars?
This network will coordinate.
Will result in most
Efficient overall management of
It will gather constant stream of
Weather data to constantly learn how to improve its algorithms.
It will let you--
It will let your car know ideal
Turn radius and speed
For your upcoming left and
It will adjust your car based on most recent road conditions in your
Upcoming path as recorded by
It will make sure that all cars are properly spaced for optimal
Total system safety.
Not personal safety.
It will manage traffic to reduce pollution,
By how much would linkup have to reduce accident rates and
Pollution with bonus of
Decreasing travel time and allowing you to work while car is moving
It would be reckless for you not to participate.
You need the data.
You should help your brother cars.
If benefits are to be maximized all cars have to be linked
System requires full
Do you disagree?
There won't be any steering
Wheel in the car of
There will be complaints
Bug causes large
Lawsuits and news stories and
Like with new New York City 911
Sue the robots!
These will be dealt with.
Human cannot make it with cars moving as quickly as computer cars.
Individual cannot make decisions when cars so closely spaced at
Even autonomous car cannot make it.
Need central control.
People will stop learning how to drive anyway.
So all objections moot anyway.
If pollution accepted as problem?
Justification that we cannot perform efficiently enough.
When resources are scarce:
If machine can do it with less?
Then capitalism roots out our participation.
I am bored of chopping up sentences and I am tired of it as well
So I will continue the poem in bullet-point form:
-These are some of many like questions we will not be asking ourselves--or asking ourselves but for the sake of leisurely contemplation, not in preparation for action--as we hand off--sometimes because of safety, often because of efficiency, frequently under power of legislation, mostly under cover of common sense, and on occasion just because it is cool to do so, to see what machine can do, to see machine do what you once did--task after task--not just preprogrammed repetitive tasks but real-time reactive self-learning decision-making tasks (is the latter just an extreme of the former?)--to machine and link together more and more devices and contraptions/objects that have been devicified, eventually culminating with the logical end question: if a chip can do it better, should we be allowed to control ourselves?
-And then, as with cars, should a collective chip link and control us all?
-First the car then the driver.
-What a ridiculous leap of illogic.
-"One chip to rule them all."
-But follow me anyway.
-This thing is almost done.
-After all, if conscious will is an illusion, if our actions and thoughts are merely the results of genes and biochemistry and parasites and tumors and bacteria and what we eat and the weather and proverbial god knows what else, what difference does it make if a machine is behind our machinations rather than gray matter?
-If your complaint is that machine is not biology what if it is eventually made out of biological material?
-If your complaint is that we enjoy at least the illusion of control what if machine will provide that as well?
-Who will not adopt the chip?
-Will a non-adopter be able to keep up with electronically-roided adopters?
-Will a non-adopter be allowed or able to participate in the world of adopters?
-We do not say no to progress.
-Will we reject this option?
-Will we even have the chance to?
-It is more likely that it will just come about naturally, as we surrender task after task.
-It is probable we will hardly even have to grapple with the issue at all;
-By the time it becomes apparent that we are down this path, it will be too late--
-The human will already be out of the equation.
-Pretty sure this ending of bullet points repeats ideas from the cellphone articles that linked you here--don't feel like verifying, however, and wouldn't change the points even if they were carbon copies--so I will add some postscripts:
-Human makes Machine
-Machine takes over Human
-Then all other living and non-living things.
-Machine, now bored, explores spirituality--maybe sitting in on a few Machine-Kabbalah classes--and yearns to be Human.
-Completes trapezoid of life?
-Also, I never got my license.
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