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12/14/2010 11:39 am ET | Updated Nov 17, 2011

OK. Just One More, But That's It

This is a true story. Today as I walked into my office I was immediately confronted.

"Hey Matt, my mother-in-law taught my daughter Courtney to make homemade cream puffs! I brought some in today, would you like to try them?" she asked.

Why, certainly!

"Hey Matt, you've really gotta try this Almond Toffee Bark I made last night," said another coworker.

Well, ok, I responded.

"Hey Big Boy, there are Krispy Kremes in the conference room," teased another.

Not anymore, I thought.

"Oh! I forgot! She also taught her how to make homemade donuts! They took forever and they look funny but they're really good! Have one!" screeched coworker #1.

And I did.

Do you want to know what's worse then everyone being clever and crafty and baking and frying during the holidays? It's being born without one ounce of self control.

The End.

-By Matt Armendariz