Tonight's debate was exactly what we expected. More of Trump losing his cool and saying "wrong", more of Hillary's pantsuit poise, and more winning tweets. If we're being honest, we actually spent our time searching for quips on Twitter rather than actually watching the debate. So in case you don't have the time to read through the millions of social media outbursts, here's the best of debate night.
Some Mortal Kombat encouragement and Trump's horrifying "Fatality".
Today's afternoon cartoon by @BentSchwartz. See more cartoons with the New Yorker Today app: https://t.co/Ka8uriyxTu pic.twitter.com/wzIVTQg09j
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 19, 2016
Looking forward to seeing some sort of finishing move on tonight's last debate! #debatenight #pixelart pic.twitter.com/YhFjDjCSyU
— luis castanon (@LuisCastanon) October 19, 2016
Trump's very own fury road.
The Trump motorcade en route to #DebateNight. pic.twitter.com/ZjwOutACt7
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) October 19, 2016
Hillary getting that LGBTQ+ love in early.
hell YES @HillaryClinton acknowledging LGBTQ+ issues in her first answer, a champion for our community. thank god for her. #debatenight
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) October 20, 2016
All campaigning and no pussy grabbing makes Trump a dull boy.
Hereeeeeee's Trumpy !#debatenight pic.twitter.com/dLIaT3cjx1
— Nikhil Sapre (@NSphd) October 20, 2016
Patton Oswalt throwing mad shade.
"I will give fetuses guns to protect themselves." -- Trump, later tonight on Twitter. #debates
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 20, 2016
J.K. Rowling's still got it.
'I've developed so many friends.'
Humans 'make' friends, Donald. They 'make' them.#debate
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 20, 2016
The alien that is Trump needs to learn how the human reproductive cycle works.
Ripping a baby out of the womb on the final day is actually just birth. #debatenight
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) October 20, 2016
The FML tweet of the evening.
This man is my hero.#DebateNight #NeverHillary pic.twitter.com/XdIkti3PNN
— AEV (@vandives) October 20, 2016
A reality-checking truth bomb.
As a Latina, a woman, a feminist - and most of all, a HUMAN, I ask that you stay educated on this election. #DebateNight #ImWithHer
— Lauren Giraldo (@LaurenGiraldo) October 20, 2016
Trump is the devil.
THE DEVIL IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME #DEBATENIGHT pic.twitter.com/wgNPxhEwtz
— anal girl (@benadryI) October 20, 2016
Just one of Hillary's many under-appreciated burns.
"On the day I was in the Situation Room helping to bring Bin Laden to justice, you were hosting the Celebrity Apprentice." #debatenight pic.twitter.com/HmSmyq2MhR
— Ava DuVernay (@AVAETC) October 20, 2016
So much talk about guns... But the actual amendments under attack.
The Second Amendment is not under attack. The 1st, 8th, 14th and 19th on the other hand....#debate #debatenight
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) October 20, 2016
So, that "Hombres" comment was weird...
"Hombres"? #DebateNight
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 20, 2016
Trump saying he respects women with a straight face...
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF NO ONE HAD MORE RESPECT FLR WOMEN THAN DONNY OH MY GOSH HOLY FUCKING SHIT #debatenight
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 20, 2016
Pretty much everything Bill Maher said.
Trump talking about creating millions of new jobs - Billy Bush at home saying, "Well you lost me mine!"
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 20, 2016
Oh for fuck sake, if Trump was any more of a pussy he'd have to grab himself. #Debatenight
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 20, 2016
Wait, did Trump just vomit?
Trump: *vomits all over stage*
Moderator: Do you need help?
Trump: For what?
Moderator: The vomit.
Trump *wiping vomit*: I didn't vomit.
— Wil SCREAMton (@wilw) October 20, 2016
How can we give nuclear codes to a man who looks like a hot dog?
Nuclear codes? We clearly can't even trust this man with self tanner #debatenight
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 20, 2016
Trump basically hates everyone and everything but himself and his BFF, Putin.
Trump so far has put down:
Justice Dept
Intelligence Services
Military
Democracy
Trump has praised:
Putin
Himself
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) October 20, 2016
On Chris Wallace deciding not to fact check.
CHRIS WALLACE: "I'm not going to fact check the candidates."
TRUMP: "Basketball is just hockey with bouncing."
CHRIS WALLACE: "Fuck."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 20, 2016
Same.
all i want for christmas is a live video of the moment donald finds out he's lost the election
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) October 20, 2016