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Forbidden Baby Names

Posted: 02/ 3/2012 10:42 am

When a name like Talula Does The Hula from Hawaii gets banned, it makes big news. But there are lots of other names that, now and since the beginning of recorded name time, have quietly been relegated to the forbidden list. No judge may have pounded a gavel, no name-sensitive Napoleon decreed the name unlawful. But these baby names have nevertheless been shunned by parents in the Western World -- and sometimes even by those who've been unlucky enough to be born with them.

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  • Cain

    As the murderous biblical brother, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Cain" target="_hplink">Cain</a> was for centuries a name that was off the table, while <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/abel" target="_hplink">Abel </a>was quietly (too quietly, in our opinion) still used. While naming your son Cain might put negative ideas in his head -- watch the baby! -- you might consider cognates <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/keane" target="_hplink">Keane</a> or <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/kean" target="_hplink">Kean</a>, Irish surnames that mean "ancient."

  • Lucifer

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Lucifer" target="_hplink">Lucifer</a>, Latin for "light bearer," may be a beautiful-sounding name --- part <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Lucas" target="_hplink">Lucas</a>, part <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/christopher" target="_hplink">Christopher</a> -- but it's long been a tainted choice as the appellation of the archangel cast into Hell. (Theologians disagree about whether Satan and Lucifer are the same being.) While the name is still banned in New Zealand, a handful of contemporary children in the U.S. are named Lucifer.

  • Jezebel

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/jezebel" target="_hplink">Jezebel's</a> name was long synonymous with hussy, and few self-respecting parents would name their daughters Jezebel or the names of slutty Biblical sisters <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Salome" target="_hplink">Salome</a> or <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Delilah" target="_hplink">Delilah</a>. Those barriers are breaking down now, with Delilah perfectly proper and Jezebel a theoretical substitute for Isabel. Ironically enough, Jezebel is a Hebrew name meaning "virginal."

  • Judas

    To be a <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Judas" target="_hplink">Judas</a> meant, for centuries, to be a two-faced traitor ala the Judas who betrayed Christ. Feelings against the name Judas ran so strong that it wasn't until the past decade that its Hebrew version Judah entered the US Top 1000, while short form <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Jude" target="_hplink">Jude</a> took off in the last ten years thanks to actor Jude Law. In the most recent year counted, there were over 2000 boys named Jude and over 1000 named <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Judah" target="_hplink">Judah</a> -- but only 13 called Judas.

  • Mary

    Before the 16th century, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Mary" target="_hplink">Mary</a> was considered too holy a name for mortal use. Once the gateway opened, however, there was no stopping Mary, the Number 1 name until 1950, when Linda finally unseated her. Now Mary is thought of as the most proper of names, if not the most fashionable.

  • Benedict

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Benedict" target="_hplink">Benedict</a> Arnold, Revolutionary War traitor, gave his perfectly nice name a bad name. Current Pope Benedict has helped restore the name, which means blessed, to glory. Benedict can make a fresher substitute for <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Benjamin" target="_hplink">Benjamin</a>.

  • Bridget

    A hundred years ago, young Irish immigrants to the US who were named <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Bridget" target="_hplink">Bridget</a> rushed to change their name -- to <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Bertha" target="_hplink">Bertha</a>, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Bernice" target="_hplink">Bernice</a>, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Beatrice" target="_hplink">Beatrice</a>, anything but the dreaded Bridget, which had become an epithet for Irish servants. It took decades for this name of the ancient Celtic goddess of wisdom to regain its power, and it's never shaken off its Irish brogue.

  • Sambo

    "Little Black<a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/sambo" target="_hplink"> Sambo</a>" was a popular children's books from the time of its publication in 1899 until the mid-20th century, when criticisms of the book's racist slant began to surface. An early critic was Langston Hughes, who said the "pickaninny" storybook was hurtful to black children. Once a pet form of <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Samuel" target="_hplink">Samuel</a>, Sambo came to be a racial slur.

  • Adolf

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Adolph" target="_hplink">Adolf</a> entered the verboten list after the rise of Adolf Hitler, perhaps the greatest villain the world has ever known. As popular as Nathaniel or Moses in 1900, Adolf is barely used in the US today. A <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/heath-deborah-campbell-nazi_n_1105069.html" target="_hplink">New Jersey child</a> who was actually named Adolf Hitler was taken out of his parents' custody, his parents claim, partly because of his name.

  • Princess

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Princess" target="_hplink">Princess</a> may be a name any little girl would love, but it's banned in New Zealand as well as in some European countries, where a royal title cannot be used as a first name. Also on the outs: <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Prince" target="_hplink">Prince</a>, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/King" target="_hplink">King</a>, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Queen" target="_hplink">Queen</a>, <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Count" target="_hplink">Count</a>, and <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Duke" target="_hplink">Duke</a>.

  • Cohen

    The Jewish surname <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Cohen" target="_hplink">Cohen</a> has been adopted as a first name only in the past few years, arousing the ire of some Jews who believe only those who inherit the name from their families should be entitled to use it. The reason: Cohen is a sacred name in the Jewish religion, meaning priest and designating the descendants of <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/Aaron" target="_hplink">Aaron</a>. Non-believers protest that they only like the name for its fashionable sound, and either don't know or don't care about its history.

  • Dick

    <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/dick" target="_hplink">Dick </a>was long a popular short form for <a href="http://nameberry.com/babyname/richard" target="_hplink">Richard </a>-- witness Dick Nixon, Dick Cheney, Dick Clark, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Tracy -- but now it's become the favored slang for everything from penis to jerk. Dick has gone downhill so fast and so far as a name that it's impossible to imagine anyone giving it to a baby -- and in fact, in the last year counted, no one did. Even Adolph was more popular.

 
 
 

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When a name like Talula Does The Hula from Hawaii gets banned, it makes big news. But there are lots of other names that, now and since the beginning of recorded name time, have quietly been relegated...
When a name like Talula Does The Hula from Hawaii gets banned, it makes big news. But there are lots of other names that, now and since the beginning of recorded name time, have quietly been relegated...
 
 
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10:04 PM on 02/17/2012
Please add Dryfus to the list!
04:31 PM on 02/14/2012
It's stupid to avoid certain names because that just means the bad preconceptions will exist longer. Just because someone is named Adolf or Benedict doesn't mean they will share any characteristics with long-dead Adolfs and Benedicts, and the sooner the names become more common, the sooner people will stop having erroneous ideas about people for no reason other than having those names.

Even more stupid is avoiding a name because it was used for a negative character in religious myths and fairy tales. Just because the villain in Harry Potter's name is Tom doesn't mean Tom is a bad name. Cain and Lucifer (awesome name) shouldn't be discriminated against because they also came from made-up stories.
10:01 PM on 02/17/2012
I strongly disagree with this comment. U must not be attached to a name that causes u grief. I was named after someone from the mickey mouse club. My name went with nothing including my own last name. I was teased growing up viciously. It was difficult to make friends. Using a name will not erase the stigma attached to it.my sister gave her daughter the middle name Ocean. She has been stuck on it for years even though people warned her that a name like that could make people pass judgement. I would have opted for a softer name...maybe Atlanta? Even that wouldn't be my choice for my own child.
05:30 PM on 02/13/2012
Most new names are pretty lame. I think all male children should be named John Doe all females Jane Doe. Let's end this imaginative name thing once and for all.
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TRhett
Everyone should get what they deserve
02:38 AM on 02/12/2012
I guarantee I could top any name in this thread - I've seen/heard them all in family court (and heard all the arguments pro and con). As a quick example, "Her Majesty Moonlight". That is an actual, legally registered name. And it actually goes DOWNHILL from there. The absolute worst I have ever seen is VaGina (they pronounced it va-GEENA, but as you can imagine, that didn't help much in the big scheme of things . . . )
iAREamerica
Never Trust a Dirty Clown!
03:16 PM on 02/10/2012
My first girlfriend's dad was named Dick. I used to chortle in hushed sophomoric fashion every time her mom bookended a question with his name. For example:

"You got any gum on you, Dick?"

[in response to a freshly cut, yet insufficient piece of cake] "That's awfully small, Dick."

...and my favorite, on their anniversary, "I love you Dick!"

The good news, historically speaking anyways, it was, in the final instance, like mother like daughter I was quite happy to say.
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01:09 AM on 02/09/2012
A relative named her son Richard (now 4 years old) and they are calling him "Dickie" after his grandfather. I think it's a great name, but we've had a number of Dicks & Dickies in our family- and they've all been very fine men.
12:25 PM on 02/08/2012
What about "Abigail," which was a traditional term for a lady's maid or a lady-in-waiting.
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Got 99 problems but dang that's a lot of problems.
11:20 AM on 02/08/2012
I went to high school with a guy named Adolf. He was Latino, if that makes any difference (and it might; Latinos will name their kid Jesus while whites call it sacrilege). Nice enough guy.
12:43 AM on 02/08/2012
We live in America. I can name my child anything I want. Bridget is a wonderful name, as is Mary and Benedict.
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05:40 AM on 02/07/2012
I know a lady who named her son "Dollar Bill", I kid you not.
04:45 PM on 02/06/2012
Strange names:
Moon Unit
Dweezil
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05:35 AM on 02/07/2012
Hey, those are the Zappa kids,
05:18 PM on 02/19/2012
Yes, they are! And his name was Frank.
01:50 PM on 02/06/2012
If Mary was on the list, I'm surprised "Jesus" wasn't on the list.
Does anybody remember the SNL sketch where a cop is harassing a Hispanic motorist because his first name is Jesus? "Oh, and I suppose this other guy in the car is one of your apostles?" "Do you expect me to believe the Son of Man would be driving a car with a burnt out tail light?"
10:08 AM on 02/06/2012
Has anyone mentioned the "booze" names yet? Brandy, Sherry. Bo, Gin
09:28 AM on 02/06/2012
True story. I met a lady at our community swimming pool who named her daughters "Chedda & Velveta". Horrible ! ! ! !
06:42 AM on 02/06/2012
Barack is #1.