A contributing editor at Inc. and a senior editor at TheDailyTube.com, Sauer also writes for New York, Fast Company, City, Details, Success, Jewcy, Mr.BellersNeighborhood, Popular Science, Smith, Portfolio.com and ESPN.com. He is the author of Court TV Presents: You Be the Judge and the Complete Idiot's Guide to the American Presidents. A native of Billings, Montana (AKA "The Magic City"), Sauer now lives in the greater Union Square area of New York. For more merriment, check out patrickjsauer.com or email Patrick at patrickjsauer@mac.com.

Blog Entries by Patrick Sauer

Could Mark Sanchez Become the Face Of Mexican NYC?

1 Comments | Posted November 18, 2009 | 12:12 PM (EST)


Last April, the Monday after the Jets traded up to draft Mark Sanchez, just up the block from the Roosevelt Avenue taco wagons, their new quarterback got a huge ovation before throwing out the first pitch (a high fastball) at Citi Field. It was a public coming out party, and...

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Bobby Jindal: Soaring to New Heights For New Orleans

10 Comments | Posted September 3, 2009 | 06:25 PM (EST)





A recent Baton Rouge Advocate article detailed the 14 trips taken by Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal in a taxpayer-funded helicopter to Protestant evangelical churches. Jindal, a Catholic, spent an estimated $45,000 to attend Sunday services. Some religious leaders believe this to be a violation of...

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Get to Know Your Angry Neighborhood Protesters! (SLIDESHOW)

80 Comments | Posted August 12, 2009 | 11:51 PM (EST)


My Fellow HuffPovians,

As the town hall health care debates rage on across the country, I fear that I am too focused on the photos of angry folks. I bet some of you are as well. The negative imagery is affecting my duty, as an engaged citizen, to try...

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9 Ways for Red Sox Parents to Explain David Ortiz and His PEDs

2 Comments | Posted July 31, 2009 | 03:41 PM (EST)


This morning a tragic story appeared to me via the magic of the Facebook wall.

It seems a dedicated Boston father took his 10-year-old daughter to Fenway Park yesterday, where her favorite player hit a three-run homer in the bottom of the seventh that would prove to be...

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An Interview With Nick Reding, Author of Methland

43 Comments | Posted July 20, 2009 | 07:40 PM (EST)


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In 1999, as a journalist for magazines like Outside and Harper's, Nick Reding noticed that crystal methamphetamine was becoming part of everyday life across America. He saw the problem in small towns everywhere, acutely understood by locals, ignored nationally. The more Reding looked, the...

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Ask Not What the American Porn Industry Can Do For You...

2 Comments | Posted July 17, 2009 | 08:56 PM (EST)


Attention, America!

We sit on the precipice of a total meltdown of one of the key economic backboners of this great nation.

The professional pornography business is in jeopardy.

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It's our patriotic duty to do all we can to save this...

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18 Rounds of Soggy & Sunny Days at the U.S. Open

3 Comments | Posted June 26, 2009 | 02:20 PM (EST)


I've been writing about cars for awhile, and it has its perks. Mainly, getting to test drive dream rides, but also the occasional chance to attend auto-sponsored events. As a guest of Lexus (Stylish vehicles! Good gas mileage! Liquid assets!), I went to the U.S. Open at Bethpage on...

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In Which I Extend An Olive Branch to White Supremacists

3 Comments | Posted June 19, 2009 | 03:54 PM (EST)


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I was recently listening to a Fresh Air interview with Chip Berlet,a senior analyst for the independent think tank Political Research Associates (PRA) who has spent 25 years tracking extremist hate groups. I was taken aback when Bertlet told Terry...

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An Interview With Alexis Ortega, A Director of the National Marriage Boycott

24 Comments | Posted June 8, 2009 | 02:58 PM (EST)



A few weeks back, I wrote a tongue-in-cheek piece about how I would be getting an (Un)legal Divorce until same-sex marriages becomes the law of the land. I was contacted by Alexis Ortega, a student at Stanford and a director of the National Marriage Boycott. The...

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Until Gays Can Marry, I'm (Un)Legally Divorced

9 Comments | Posted May 28, 2009 | 01:42 PM (EST)


Dear LBGT Community,

I am sick that, once again, there has been a setback in your quest for the basic American right to get married. Prop 8 was bad enough, but the Supreme Court ruling was worse in its sheer illogicality (Yes, that's a word). Many have claimed that the...

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Donald Rumsfeld Remixes Christian Hymns for George W. Bush

7 Comments | Posted May 19, 2009 | 07:02 PM (EST)


This week, GQ's Robert Draper broke the story that Donald Rumsfeld used cover sheets juxtaposing Bible quotes and war imagery for the top-secret intelligence briefings he hand-delivered to the White House. The "Crusades-like messaging" is one of many revelations in his exhaustive insiders account of the Rumsfeld era,

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Swine Flu: Who Benefits? And Why?

Posted May 1, 2009 | 04:48 PM (EST)


Now that Swine Flu has turned the country into a giant seething Project Blue cauldron of death, the conspiracy theorists are out in full force. But as usual, they're clinging to the obvious targets who further their agenda, and not trying to get through the looking glass, to understand who...

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What Is Resposnsible for Rihanna's Beating? Feminism!

Posted March 30, 2009 | 11:40 PM (EST)


I am not a teenage girl. I am not the father of a teenage girl. None of the people I see on a regular basis are a teenage girl. Since all of the malls are being shuttered, I can no longer enjoy the pleasure of visiting the food court...

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Tim Geithner: Take My Toxic Assets, Please

Posted March 11, 2009 | 08:00 PM (EST)


Dear Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner,

It is my understanding that Team Obama has reached a crossroads. I recently came across an article laying out the key problem you good folks face in solving the banking conundrum.

"The problem comes down to how to deal with the banks'...
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Inside the GOP Hip-Hop Revival Tent

Posted February 20, 2009 | 03:01 PM (EST)


In the darkest loneliest hours, Republicans have been doing a lot of soul-searching trying to figure out where it all went wrong. Oh sure, in public they put on a good face, taking strong bold actions like refusing money to build bridges--or levies--to a new generation of GOP followers,...

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Five Things Nobody Wants to Hear on the Road to Great Depression 2.0

Posted February 6, 2009 | 06:48 PM (EST)


Like you, I am sick of all the talking about the economy, without the doing something about the economy. Of course, rigorous debate is needed on how to shore things up before it's Shantytown, U.S.A., but certain economic talking points have been beaten to death and become rather tiring. We...

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Joe the War Correspondent Won't Be Going it Alone

Posted January 9, 2009 | 05:00 PM (EST)


In the proud tradition of carriage mechanic William Howard Russell, gas lamp repairman Stephen Crane, and pipe-fitter David Halberstam, Pajamas Media* is sending unlicensed plumber Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher to Gaza as a war correspondent. As the Pajama party notes, Joe the Plumber "shook up America" and "he's ready to do...

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Chinese Democracy Is Way Cooler than Chinese Democracy

Posted December 5, 2008 | 11:54 PM (EST)


I can't remember if it was Casey Kasem or Chuck Klosterman who recently noted that "Reviewing Chinese Democracy is not like reviewing music. It's more like reviewing a unicorn. Should I primarily be blown away that it exists at all?"

But after giving the rock-and-roll version of Magnolia...

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The Winners & Losers of Campaign '08

Posted November 9, 2008 | 06:46 PM (EST)


Now that we've been able to shake off our Election Night hangovers, (thanks 23/6!) it's time to assess what the 1,460-day campaign taught us. Clearly, there were winners and losers along the way, and not just the obvious ones like Yentl or Lt. Col....

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44 Ways of Looking at the 2008 Presidential Election

Posted November 3, 2008 | 09:54 AM (EST)


To paraphrase the great political scientist Penny Lane:

Tomorrow, It's all happening.

After months of campaigning, the United States will finally have a new man in charge. You've probably made up your mind by now, but as the author of the Complete Idiot's Guide to the American Presidents, I...

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