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Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Berlusconi, Boehner, And LA's Biggest Traffic Jam (VIDEO)

(27) Comments | Posted June 18, 2009 | 3:33 PM

Stephen Colbert proclaimed Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi his Alpha Dog this week for being romantically linked to a teenager:

"Since she's still in high school I assume he was helping her on a report on ancient Roman ruins."

Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, addressed the Lakers' victory parade...

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Tuesday's Late Night Round-Up: Ahmadinejad, Speidi, Lindsay Lohan, And More! (VIDEO)

(5) Comments | Posted June 17, 2009 | 1:09 PM

Jimmy Fallon took on Lindsay Lohan's alleged theft last night saying, "it's as if it just vanished into thin white powder."

Conan, on the other hand mocked a former presidential contender, saying:

"Senator John McCain announced today he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one...
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Weekend Late Night Round-Up: Adam Lambert, Barack Obama, Presidential Parachuting, And More! (VIDEO)

(18) Comments | Posted June 15, 2009 | 1:53 PM

President Obama was the big draw this weekend with Fallon and Maher both drawing comparisons between him and his predecessor. Jimmy went after President Bush for his rhetorical skills, saying:

"President Obama wrote a note for a fourth grade girl who skipped school so she could attend his townhall meeting....
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Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Susan Boyle, The FDA, Conan's Billboards, And More! (VIDEO)

(39) Comments | Posted June 12, 2009 | 11:40 PM

Jon Stewart explored the elections across the pond this week and found an interesting political connection to Susan Boyle. Colbert discussed America while in Iraq, praising the FDA for approving at-home lasers.

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Thursday's Late Night Round-Up: Kendra Wilkinson, Sarah Palin, And The Elections In Iran (VIDEO)

(21) Comments | Posted June 12, 2009 | 1:55 PM

Letterman addressed his controversial Sarah Palin jokes again last night saying:

"Earlier in the week I made some jokes that upset Sarah Palin--I was telling jokes about her family and stuff and she got really upset. I think everything's fine now, I think everything's gonna be great because she...
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Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: McDonald's, Detroit, Britney Spears, And More! (VIDEO)

(9) Comments | Posted June 11, 2009 | 1:23 PM

Stephen Colbert mocked an American city from all the way in Iraq last night, saying Iraqis will soon control their cities which is more than we can say for Detroit.

Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, stuck to the world of pop-culture joking:

"Sources are saying Britney Spears is now...
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Tuesday's Late Night Round-Up: George H.W. Bush's Socks, Sonia Sotomayor's Ankle, And An Apology For Blago (VIDEO)

(4) Comments | Posted June 10, 2009 | 2:44 PM

Conan O'Brien joked last night that now that Sonia Sotomayor has broken her ankle, Republicans will insist she complete an obstacle course before approving her nomination.

Jon Stewart, on the other hand, focused oversees with a segment on Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Berlusconi has been accused of mafia...

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Monday's Late Night Round-Up: Sonia Sotomayor, The Tony Awards, And Hillary Clinton's Sex Life (VIDEO)

(9) Comments | Posted June 9, 2009 | 2:05 PM

Stephen Colbert hosted his first show from Iraq last night, and said that it's hard to explain to people back home how hot it is there. That didn't stop him from trying: "Let me put it this way, when Saddam Hussein got to hell, I'm guessing he asked for...

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Weekend Late Night Round-Up: President Bush, Carla Bruni's Nude Pic, And More! (VIDEO)

(18) Comments | Posted June 8, 2009 | 12:35 PM

President Bush's failures were the big draw this weekend, with Conan O'Brien and David Letterman both using Obama's successes to mock his predecessor. O'Brien said Obama impressed listeners by using the traditional Islamic greeting "Asalamalakem" in his speech in Egypt last week, especially compared to the greeting Bush used last...

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Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Keith Olbermann, Wal-Mart, Hunger Strikes And More! (VIDEO)

(28) Comments | Posted June 6, 2009 | 2:19 PM

Stephen Colbert addressed his impending broadcasts from the Middle East this week, saying he bought official Sheik-brand condoms for the trip. The condoms, also known as penis burkhas, are "ribbed for the pleasure she is not legally allowed to admit experiencing."

Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, took on...

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Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Bo Obama, Morning Joe, And Craig T. Nelson (VIDEO)

(33) Comments | Posted June 4, 2009 | 3:41 PM

Jon Stewart mocked the "Morning Joe" team last night for their new affiliation with Starbucks saying they would now be required to let homeless men use their restrooms. Colbert tipped his hat to Craig T. Nelson who recently disavowed the government bailouts saying:

"What happened to society? I go...

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Tuesday's Late Night Round-Up: Obama, Hummers, And Bob Woodward's Tell-All (VIDEO)

(3) Comments | Posted June 3, 2009 | 2:23 PM

David Letterman gave us a sneak peek at Bob Woodward's new tell-all about the Obama administration. Apparently, the Watergate reporter only has one sentence written so far, but it is deeply moving. Craig Ferguson, on the other hand, worked blue last night saying:

"GM announced they're selling Hummer to a...
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Monday's Late Night Round-Up: Obama's Date Night, GM, And Dick Cheney (VIDEO)

(13) Comments | Posted June 2, 2009 | 1:19 PM

Conan O'Brien debuted as the host of the "Tonight Show" yesterday. He brought his famous self-deprecation to the table saying, "I think I've timed this move perfectly: I'm on a last-place network, I moved to a state that's bankrupt and 'The Tonight Show' is sponsored by General Motors." (For more...

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Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Fox News, Night At The Museum 2, And Michael Jackson! (VIDEO)

(24) Comments | Posted May 30, 2009 | 12:10 PM

In his last week as host of the "Tonight Show" Jay Leno mocked Fox News correspondents for lascivious looks at their female counterparts and the King of Pop for simply being lascivious. Jimmy Fallon poked fun at the faltering publishing industry and Craig Ferguson revealed his deep-seated fear of museums.

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Weekend Late Night Round Up: Nancy Pelosi, George Bush, And More!

(3) Comments | Posted May 26, 2009 | 1:00 PM

Memorial Day weekend gave us three days worth of jokes to pull from for your viewing pleasure! Jay Leno, starting off his last week as the host of the "Tonight Show," gave us a sneak peek of Nancy Pelosi on "Inside the Actor's Studio." Bill Maher, on the other hand,...

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Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Terror Goo, Body Scanners, And The Downhill Dodge (VIDEO)

(17) Comments | Posted May 23, 2009 | 5:25 PM

David Letterman introduced us to a new kind of car this week with the "Downhill Dodge," a motorless vehicle sure to meet new mileage standards.

Jon Stewart, on the other hand, addressed a homegrown terror plot foiled this week in New York. According to Fox News, the bombs were...

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Thursday's Late Night Round-Up: American Idol, The Pot Torch, And Dick Cheney (VIDEO)

(15) Comments | Posted May 22, 2009 | 1:29 PM

Turns out Jay Leno was deeply upset by Adam Lambert's loss on "American Idol" the other night. So much so that he sobbed and tore up his "I Heart Adam" poster-board, while Jimmy Fallon speculate that a popular make-up brand was behind the upset.

Jimmy Kimmel, on the other hand,...

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Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Fleet Week, Earthquakes, Nancy Pelosi, And More! (VIDEO)

(27) Comments | Posted May 21, 2009 | 1:51 PM

Jon Stewart and Jimmy Kimmel both lampooned the media last night. The former by mocking the cacophony of critics on cable shows and the latter by showing an unfortunate local news clip. Stephen Colbert, on the other hand, delved into the Pelosi/CIA controversy, saying she's up to her "Elmo-sized eyeballs...

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Tuesday's Late Night Round-Up: Barack Obama, Mel Gibson, And The RNC's Rebranding (VIDEO)

(13) Comments | Posted May 20, 2009 | 3:26 PM

Jay Leno gave us a sneak peek at Obama's overly-competitive behavior last night with previously unseen video of the president at his daughter's soccer game. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, on the other hand, both marveled at the RNC's rebranding efforts, mocking both the party's chairman and ideas.

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Monday's Late Night Round-Up: The Fighting Irish, Jesus In Jeans, And The Happiest Americans (VIDEO)

(3) Comments | Posted May 19, 2009 | 2:27 PM

Jon Stewart took on Fox News for calling Obama "pro-abortion" last night and took on the Fighting Irish for being redundant. Colbert, on the other hand, mocked a casual image of Jesus Christ while Craig Ferguson took a shot at Lindsay Lohan's sexuality.


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