Ask Inspector Musharraf!

Thank you, thank you, Pervez Musharraf -- president of Pakistan and forensics genius.

Not only have you solved the whodunit of the death of Benazir Bhutto right there on 60 Minutes, pointing out that "For standing up outside the car, I think it was she to blame alone - nobody else. Responsibility is hers."

You have also cleared up a persistent and troubling question of American history:

All those conspiracy theorists can stop writing and blogging and blabbering. Didn't Musharraf's brilliant insights make it obvious?

Hostile city ... convertible automobile ...

John F. Kennedy killed himself!

Next: Sherlock Musharraf identifies Jack the Ripper.

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Comments

[raptor]

05:54 PM on 01/07/2008

Patt, before Iowa you predicted the results would of a number of caucusers equal to the population of the City of Glendale (plus maybe Eagle Rock), and that New Hampsire would be the result of voters equal to the City of Long Beach. What does your crystal ball foretell about NH and Pakistan?

[Republicnotademocracy]

12:24 PM on 01/07/2008

You can be cynical, but Musharraf is dead right (pun intended). Bhutto wasn't visiting Whoville or Munchkin Land. She of all people knew what a violent, crazy country she was getting politically involved in-- again.