Yes, I know it's a joke ... for most people.
But if you have, in any seriousness, pasted a ''Paris for President'' bumper sticker on your car, I hope you plan to keep that vehicle for a loooong time.
The Constitution requires that a president be at least 35 years old. Paris Hilton won't reach that birthday until shortly after the Iowa caucuses in 2016.
By then, maybe we'll have a heiress v. heiress presidential matchup between two women who both break the 35-year tape that election year: Paris Hilton v. Jenna Bush