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Patton Oswalt is a comedian and writer who lives and drinks in Los Angeles.

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The Good Outnumber You And We Always Will

(746) Comments | Posted April 15, 2013 | 7:52 PM

Patton Oswalt posted this message to his Facebook page yesterday and it instantly went viral. With his kind permission, it is reprinted in full here.

Boston. Fucking horrible.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, "Well, I've had it with humanity."

But I...

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I'm Voting for Obama Because I Love Money, But I'm Not Money's B*tch

(1287) Comments | Posted September 6, 2012 | 3:10 PM

Romney is money's bitch. He's ambition's bitch. He's success's bitch and he's victory's bitch. And, like those particular sort of pampered dogs you see in the laps of the very rich, he yaps and snaps and snarls at the everyday mutt. He's frightened and confused by a dog who's happy...

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