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Congress Must Eliminate Its Own Pensions, Reduce Its Salaries -- Before Cutting a Dime From Middle Class Entitlements

Posted: 07/23/11 07:16 PM ET

Dear Members of Congress:

You keep telling us that we are broke. [We are in the sense that the Bush tax cuts, the Bush recession and the Iraq/Afghanistan Wars have put us deep in the hole, but those are all reversible with sensible policies.]

Yet, you pay yourselves a whopping $174,000 per year, provide gyms with pools and steamrooms for members, and healthcare and nice cushy pensions.

Sorry, girls and boys, but we cannot afford it anymore. We are broke.

Before you touch a hair on the chinny-chin-chin of benefits for the middle class and poor, before you reduce payments to any healthcare providers, before you cut a dime from a social security recipient's benefits, before you mess with the citizens of this country, we ALL demand that you eliminate your pensions, past, present and future.

We are not saying that you are not good girls and boys, that you have not worked hard to get there, that we discount the suffering some of you experience looking at yourselves in the mirror, and that retired members of Congress may not need their pensions, but that we simply cannot afford it. We are truly sorry.

And, that goes for the president and vice president too. I recall visiting a building in Los Angeles that housed the Reagan presidential office, at a time when Mr. Reagan was already suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and had not been to that office in several years. But there were still guards, and leasing expenses, and I was frisked when I got off the elevator. Talk about "waste, fraud and abuse"!

Nor, I am afraid, can we afford to pay you $174,000 per year. You take a lot of time off already, probably more than teachers, and so we are really overpaying you, and you do not need to invest in continuing education to keep your credentials up-to-date. Moreover, middle-class workers actually suffered a decline in salaries over the last decade, even prior to the Bush Recession, so you need to be cut back to what you were earning in 1999.

We would like to pay you more, but we just cannot afford it.

Oh, yes, on healthcare and your gym memberships -- you can start paying for those like all other Americans do, out of your salaries. Instead of the program for federal employees, you can only get covered by whatever insurance is available in the states from which you come. That will be good for you, it would enable you to be "men and women 'of the people.'" We are doing that for your own benefit.

On your gym, why not privatize it? The idea that government knows what exercises you should do better than a private corporation is, frankly, un-American. We should no longer allow a government bureaucrat come between you and your dumbbells. Let a private company pay the federal government for the right to run the facilities, and then charge you as it would in the private sector... and that goes for John Boehner's tanning booth as well.

We know it is important for you to remain in good health, and to have affordable healthcare -- but we are broke; we cannot afford to pay it. Moreover, we think you will work harder if you have to pay for it yourself.

Oh, and let us not forget CODELs, i.e., Congressional delegations. We realize some of them may be useful, but we also know they are abused by members to attend belief tank retreats, to make a splash in the news (even good ole' anti-pork John McCain dragged Joe Lieberman along so his trips to Afghanistan and Iraq during his presidential campaign could be deemed "bipartisan" and thus be charged to the American taxpayer. After all, who could have known that Shi'a and Sunni Muslims do not like each other very much without a $50,000 trip?) We will put aside $5 million a year, and tell you to live within that budget. We just cannot afford any more than that.

Yes, yes, I know that this money will not counterbalance the revenues lost from the Bush tax cuts, nor the unfunded wars, nor the Bush Recession. Nor will it make a senior citizen who has to decide between eating and keeping the air-conditioning on any less hungry or cooler, but we really just cannot afford it anymore.

Finally, I know this is a pet peeve of mine and no one else may care, but you really should put all the unused campaign money you have accumulated over the years into the Treasury. That will help a bit too.

As difficult as these cuts are, believe me, they are more painful for us than they are for you. We just think that it is in your interest, and that you will be better off for them.

Please confirm that these changes have been enacted.

Sincerely yours,

Your boss, (aka, the American people)

 

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11:47 AM on 07/31/2011
I propose a plan that pays minimum wage for all three branches of government for a 40 hour work week, 52 weeks a year. No expenses paid. No benefits. All pensions should be revoked, retroactively, meaning, anyone retired and getting one now, gets cut off. All effective immediately.
11:55 AM on 07/29/2011
Mr. Abrams, you're on the right track. Keep writing about this.
01:22 AM on 07/27/2011
Time for our "Representatives" to get a taste of their own medicine.....
06:04 PM on 07/26/2011
http://letters2congress.rallycongress.com/1377/tell-congress-to-take-a-pay-cut/

send a letter , many petitions out there....just need to spread the word..Enough for working americans already!
10:04 AM on 07/26/2011
This is big! Many soldiers are furious.

From the ARMY TIMES

DoD panel calls for radical retirement overhaul
By Andrew Tilghman - Staff writer
Posted : Monday Jul 25, 2011 13:24:26 EDT

A sweeping new plan to overhaul the Pentagon’s retirement system would give some benefits to all troops and phase out the 20-year cliff vesting system that has defined military careers for generations.

In a massive change that could affect today’s troops, the plan calls for a corporate-style benefits program that would contribute money to troops’ retirement savings account rather than the promise of a future monthly pension, according to a new proposal from an influential Pentagon advisory board.
All troops would receive the yearly retirement contributions, regardless of whether they stay for 20 years. Those contributions might amount to about 16.5 percent of a member’s annual pay and would be deposited into a mandatory version of the Thrift Savings Plan, the military’s existing 401(k)-style account that now does not include government matching contributions.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2011/07/military-dod-panel-calls-for-radical-retirement-overhaul-072511/
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sheraz
03:14 AM on 07/26/2011
oops! I meant

http://YouFirstCongress.com
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sheraz
03:13 AM on 07/26/2011
I agree and here you go!

http://YourFirstCongress.com
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Watching rock grow
It's a practice in patience
03:55 PM on 07/25/2011
Give the US citizen a chance to sign it and then email it to each member of the Federal Government!
02:46 PM on 07/25/2011
Bravo! Finally, a truly bi-partisan idea that we all can rally 'round! I agree with the previous suggestion that this be made into a petition. I would bet my cat food ration it'll get millions of signatures--red, blue and purple!
10:43 AM on 07/25/2011
The sad truth about politics and how they get elected. Is that they know the game better than most Americans. It's a numbers game and they (Politicans) play it well by using the demographics of those who vote and know how out of touch most of us are regarding issues. They say all the right things to get elected and say they will represent us but in truth when they get to congress...it becomes a power game and they represent themselves not us. We need to take back our country and our vote...my message is don't leave it to others to make it happen...be active...take responsibility. Help save this great nation.
10:28 AM on 07/25/2011
Thoroughly enjoyed your letter and the attending comments. This reminds me of "If I won the lottery, I would..." Nice to fantasize about tightening the reins on Congress, holding them accountable and exercising the will of The American People...useless since we have no way to hold their feet to the fire other than voting or peacefully marching on Washington. Even the voting is useless. (I wanted Reid and Pelosi out, and yet their states voted them back in. There's plenty of people who'd like to see DeMint out, but people in my state voted him back in.)

Talk about an exercise in futility. Brownie points for the idea though!
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TylerRose
09:20 AM on 07/25/2011
Create this into a petition to Congress so American citizens can sign it. Bravo.
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Jahnsart
Humanity, Not Ideology
09:08 AM on 07/25/2011
The one class of people in the country that are immune from their own edicts are the Congressmen and Senators...They can vote for their own pay raise, health care, and compensation. This is a great idea and one that should be put forward as a serious consideration...It used to be that the people would come in to government service, as a service to their country. Then they would leave and go back to their respective jobs and lives...Maybe we should just boot them all out ofter their terms, as a effective way to keep the corruption and graft in check....
09:44 AM on 07/25/2011
And at one time more of the reps and sens were NOT wealthy. The cost of living in the DC area causes many to actually stay in their offices rather than look for either an apartment or house in that area. I know one business person who sold a 4 bedroom colonial w/inground heated pool and 3 car garage for under $200,000. A similar home w/o pool or garage was over $2M within commute of the office. Could your budget handle that if you came from East Overshoe or Podunk Centre?
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Jahnsart
Humanity, Not Ideology
09:59 AM on 07/25/2011
If it is truly government service, such as my service in the military, I ate at the commisary and the military provided me with barracks to sleep in...I didn't have to pay for my room and board, it was provided for me as part of my service...I would support this option...It certainly would show their committment to service, as opposed to their committment to their own pocket books...
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TexasBahr
act as you would like to be treated
08:51 AM on 07/25/2011
Congressmen and Senators should be required to live in government provided high rise housing (ie,, the projects) and their salary should be cut in half since they no longer need to pay for housing. Their health plan should be Medicare only so they feel the pain of being subjected to the cancellations and 'sorry, that's not covered' talks people on medicare receive. Sure, they can but supplemental insurance if they can afford it but medicare should be their primary.
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PKW57
Independent, free-thinking, clasical liberal.
08:45 AM on 07/25/2011
BRAVO!

I usually don't agree with Mr. Abrams but in this case I am 100% with him.

The parasites in DC need to be the first to "share the pain" of our budget crisis. They are in large part responsible for the situation we find ourselves in, they should pay the price to begin fixing it.
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Jahnsart
Humanity, Not Ideology
10:10 AM on 07/25/2011
The only thing I would alter in your response is that "They are in large part responsible for the situation" I would change it to "they are responsible" the legislative branch are solely responsible for bills, spending and laws...No other branch have any power to pass spending, bills or laws...So it lies on their respective, shoulders...
11:13 AM on 07/25/2011
I would love to know what pension benefits are and insurance benefits Congress receives - do they pay into it - is it free to them and is it a lifetime benefit.