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The Right's Eyebrow-Raising Defense of Romney's Foreign Tax Havens

Posted: 09/22/2012 10:55 am

All men are mortal. Socrates is a man. Therefore, all men are Socrates. (Love & Death, Woody Allen).

Mitt Romney (R-MA) seems to have succeeded in becoming persona non grata overseas, but his money is welcome everywhere.

That Romney has docked hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars in foreign tax accounts whose only purpose is to hide it from paying taxes and yet has the chutzpah to run for President of the United States while trashing those who pay no income taxes is shocking enough. But, Lindsey Graham (R-SC) thinks this is just peachy dandy. And, Chris Christie (R-NJ) aspires to have his money hiding in the Cayman Islands' someday.

Finding this all a bit mind-boggling -- imagine what "anti-American" screams would be belching forth from the right if President Obama had even one dime of his money in the Caymans -- I wanted to find out how the right-wing justified these alien havens.

What I came upon was pure poetry. With a logic only Woody Allen (see above) could love, the Cato Institute argues that we should all rejoice because the Romney tax havens benefit all us poor sots. Now I understand what Romney meant when he said that if he did not take every loophole available, he would not be qualified to be president -- because he would be hurting us by paying taxes he could be evading.

Shame on me for thinking Mitt was doing this all for himself! And, shame on the rest of you who did not praise Mitt for avoiding all these taxes to help you out! I willingly accept a session of waterboarding as expiation for my sins -- well, since waterboarding isn't torture, perhaps Mitt has something more painful in mind.

Or, perhaps I can atone for my sin by explaining to the rest of you how the Romney tax havens are really there for your benefit. That way, you do not have to wade through the briny beaches of the Cayman Islands, nor scale the Eiger to understand the magnitude of this selfless gift bequeathed to you.

According to Cato, we should thank Mitt for his foreign tax havens because, you see, your taxes are lower because the Cayman Islands enables the Romneys to shelter their income from taxes. If there were no Cayman Islands (and Bermuda and Switzerland), so goes the argument, Ronald Reagan would not have lowered your tax rates.

One may be forgiven if one foolishly believed that Reagan cut taxes because of trickle-down economics based, on what a recent non-partisan definitive study has shown was the faulty theory that tax cuts caused job growth.

If U.S. tax rates were higher, goes the Romney foreign tax haven defense, then Mitt Romney would have put his money in tax havens depriving the United States of his taxes... and, we know he didn't do that!

Cato's second defense of the Romney foreign tax haven is that the U.S. itself is a foreign tax haven. By not taxing foreigners, so goes the argument, the U.S. attracts a lot of foreign capital. Exactly how that bolsters the case for Americans benefiting from the Romney tax havens is, to put it mildly, baffling.

Here is the dirty little secret: the so-called "foreign money" is not all foreign. Say, for example, that the Romneys set up a Bermuda-based partnership and put money into it (not that they would do such a thing, right?). That partnership then sets itself up in the Caymans. The Caymans partnership invests this "foreign Bermuda money" into the U.S. -- and voila! No taxes on this "foreign" investment.

Cato's third defense of the Romney tax havens has nothing whatsoever to do with the tax rate. These havens enable potential victims of dictatorships to hide their assets in another jurisdiction, and thus protect them from vindictive dictators. Of course, it also allows vindictive dictators to hide their assets so they can, if the occasion demands, flee and live a very comfortable life from the money and wealth they had looted from their own citizens. It also facilitates criminal organizations to hide their money from drug, and other criminal activities.

In any case, secrecy and zero tax rates have nothing whatsoever to do with each other, and that was Cato's key point.

Nor does this situation apply to the Romney and his fellow-travelers. Protecting the politically vulnerable by protecting their money can be handled by requesting special treatment in the same way that political refugees themselves get asylum. Finally, there are only a small number of people who are both wealthy and under attack in their home countries that need such financial asylum. The overwhelming majority of the tortured and oppressed are ordinary citizens who have little to no money to bask in the sun of the Caymans.

So, like much of right-wing commentary, Cato's defense of the Romney foreign tax havens is pure sophistry. It is without substance.

There is, however, a lot of substance behind what the Romney foreign tax havens cost the rest of us.

Romney and his pals cost the U.S. $1 trillion over a decade. We need to build and re-build about $2 trillion in our roads, bridges, water systems, electric grids and so forth. Closing the Romney foreign tax havens, as Bill Clinton was close to achieving prior to George W. Bush becoming president, would pay for half of that.

And, no increase in tax rates of any American who does not park their money in exotic foreign tax havens is required.

That is the 99.998 percent.

 

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imv283
05:34 PM on 09/30/2012
Great points, but please spare us your sarcasm its tired and annoying.
06:33 PM on 09/27/2012
More fundamental truths - Senator Carl Levin aptly states that tax havens are “engaging in economic warfare against the United States and honest, hard-working Americans.”

When Wall Street arranges for a large corporation to avoid taxes by registering in the Cayman Islands, who picks up the deficiency to maintain roads and bridges, pay for police and fire protection, and educate our children? The answer is the main street businesses and individual taxpayers left behind. In America, the revenues lost to tax havens are estimated at $100 billion, a gigantic transfer of wealth from ordinary taxpayers to Wall Streeters and a nifty competitive advantage for big corporations.

The problem spans the globe. The Cayman Islands alone (population 55,000) now has $1.9 trillion on deposit, three times as much as all the banks in Manhattan. Former Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou declared that his country might have avoided a bailout if it had not been robbed of funds funneled into tax havens.

Last Spring, Robert Morgenthau, the former Manhattan district attorney, complained in the New York Times that, “secrecy laws in these tax havens are at the root of serious crimes: fraud, money laundering and international terrorism. Follow the trail of nearly any major financial scandal and you will enter one or more of these notorious jurisdictions.” We need to elect someone to help, not hinder, law enforcement to end this mess and stop these massive diversions of funds that are crippling our global economy.
02:18 PM on 09/24/2012
Good piece by Paul Abrams but fails to understand some fundamental truths about well regulated Centers like the Cayman Islands. These financial centres add great value to the global economy. Just one for instance: joint venture partners from high tax jurisdictions who promote their venture through a Cayman company instead of in one or the other of their countries will realise anywhere from 30 to 50 percent greater profitability because the Cayman company will pay no income or capital gains tax. This in the long run, means more capital for reinvestment and greater employment around the globe. Just about any kind of legitimate international joint venture could benefit in this way. And the all important difference of course, is that well regulated Centres like the Cayman Islands, have very strict laws against drug, fraud and corruption money laundering and, as in Cayman's case, treaties with many countries (including the USA) for the provision of tax information, when tax evasion, as distinct from lawful tax avoidance , is shown.
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moviefantastic
The truth shall set you free
11:34 PM on 09/23/2012
What ever happened to the good 'ol days when breaking the law got you fed time?

Money laundering, tax evasion, bribery?

Grease the right palms, buy the right person, grease the wheels, and it's payday!

Mitt Romney Started Bain Capital With Money From Families Tied To Death Squads http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/08/mitt-romney-death-squads-bain_n_1710133.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Las Vegas Sands Target Of U.S. Money-Laundering Probe, WSJ Says http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/04/las-vegas-sands-target-of_n_1741855.html

Bain Capital's Tax Dodge http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-callahan/bain-capitals-tax-dodge_b_1827925.html?utm_hp_ref=politics&ir=Politics
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Blaze Grey
I like fish.
10:43 PM on 09/23/2012
So, in a nutshell, which is what this will be, Mr. Romney wants us to elect him President of a country he doesn't want to invest in.

I know that is a grossly simplified statement.

However, it seems to me that Mr. Romney thinks the nations infrastructure, and dare I even say, military, isn't worth his money being invested in. As such, how is really viable as a candidate?
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maggiemosaic
09:49 PM on 09/23/2012
THE RIGHT HATES THIS COUNTRY . and everything in it, everything about it, they hate!!!
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blueskyseas
Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around
07:04 PM on 09/26/2012
I don't know that they hate this country. I do think that too many of them love money too much and don't care about anyone not among their family, friends, or associates.
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frank1946
Tell the Truth
07:23 PM on 09/23/2012
Biggest Foreign Tax Haven on Earth is GM in China !

Followed by UAW Orgainzers in China !

I have been buying Canadian Dollars for six months now, must be a Foreign Tax Haven ?

Ditto the Unions and most Mutual Funds, etc.

It's a Global Economy................ !

Small One for Paul.
06:34 PM on 09/23/2012
How can anything trickle down when it's tied up in offshore accounts?
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booker52
avid reader
02:48 PM on 09/23/2012
I consider it un-american to stash money overseas, there for I consider Romney unfit to be President, just one of many reasons.
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dbackl
Guns kill people - the rest is rhetoric
02:16 PM on 09/23/2012
In every business I have worked in I had to sign a confict of intest agreement, that said among other things I would not invest in competitors or engage in outside businesses. But here we have a candidate who made over $3.5 million from foreign countries investing in business that compete with American businesses. How is this OK?
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Paul Abrams
06:33 PM on 09/23/2012
You make an interesting point--remember, it is not just that Romney has money in overseas accounts, it is that they are not subject to the laws of the United States. I wonder if he could even take the oath of office?!?!?
12:58 PM on 09/23/2012
Romney says he believes in America. It's just his money that doesn't.
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justmehla
12:32 PM on 09/23/2012
Wonder what these guys think about Foreign Investment here that would do more than them to use such loopholes to pay less than the actually should?
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Dave F
Former Republican. Liberal = liberty.
11:55 AM on 09/23/2012
Seems to me that rich people have really lost the whole idea of what it means to be a citizen. When you are wealthy, you should be pleased to give back to the country that gave you so much opportunity to make so much money.

Apparently, they love American so much, they don't want to invest in the very thing that makes the country great by paying their fair share of taxes, and hide their taxes elsewhere. What patriotism! What national pride! What a way to "give back" to the country that has given you so much!

Seriously though: What is wrong with these people? Why do they hate America and poor Americans? Just how selfish and greedy does one need to be to have that kind of mindset?
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blueskyseas
Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around
07:14 PM on 09/26/2012
A good dose of the old European idea of Noblesse Oblige would be good medicine. Question is, how do we get them to take it?

"Noblesse oblige" is generally used to imply that with wealth, power, and prestige come responsibilities. It suggests a general obligation for the more fortunate to help the less fortunate.

In ethical discussion, it is sometimes used to summarize a moral economy wherein privilege must be balanced by duty towards those who lack such privilege or who cannot perform such duty.

Finally, it has been used recently primarily to refer to public responsibilities of the rich and powerful to provide good examples of behaviour or to exceed minimal standards of decency.
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Dave F
Former Republican. Liberal = liberty.
08:54 PM on 09/26/2012
The thing is, that comes out of basic morality. And given that the Republican party touts it's "Christian values," this idea is straight out of Scripture too... which they conveniently ignore, focusing on Ayn Rand's atheist, "greed is good" belief system. It's really mind-boggling how they rationalize it, or even how conservative Christians overlook such a "value system" and actually think it is good. I guess the "health and wealth" preachers have done a number on them.

As to how to get them to take the medicine? No idea. One can lead a horse to water....
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rextrek
50yr old, Moderate-liberal in S.NJ/Phila
11:46 AM on 09/23/2012
all I have to say is....Could you IMAGINE IF that was Obama - with MOney In OFF-shore accounts, paying Less in tax then the Average American? You can just since RNC chairman Rance and Repeat all over the TV, Talking about How "Unpatriotic" Obama was being!

OBAMA - BIDEN 2012
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ricostrat
04:08 PM on 09/23/2012
Maybe it's not money about Obama, but there is a lot we don't know about him. Tell all the Democratic, untra-rich Obama supporters to look in the mirror. Maybe they are playing their own games, too.
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mech126
Science, and government are "NOT" the enemy...
07:22 PM on 09/23/2012
The most vetted president in the history of our country, and you say we don't know him, WOW, must be a birther.....
Jesterband
the fastest swimmer
10:18 PM on 09/23/2012
Please..."...there is a lot we don't know about him." That's on you buddy, pay more attention.

If you have nothing specific outside of paranoid fantasies, quit commenting until you do.
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DocJoseph
A bleeding heart will heal; a cold heart will not
04:30 PM on 09/23/2012
I have a fantasy where I publish an article detailing Obama's foreign investments and watch the right wing blast him as unpatriotic.

And then publish the retraction. Just replace the word Obama with Romney.

Unfortunately, the reality would be that the GOTP would keep the fake publication and publish stuff on it every day even after the retraction. Like "We Built That", debunked, but still popular in conservative circles.
cdianek
An antibiotic-resistant micro-bio
10:19 AM on 09/23/2012
This is the kind of stuff that wrought upon us things like Newt Gingrich saying he cheated on his wives because he was so busy being all patriotic and stuff. And that people manage to swallow it whole. If Mitt and his apologists can say with straight faces that he can hide his money because he is so *concerned* about all the rest of us, then any lesser pol can attach that particular meme to the most obscene of justifications and expect to get away with it.

Thanks for this. I don't try to be deliberately obtuse, but tax law is among the things that just defies understanding for me sometimes.

But the underlying fact is still, to me, simple. It's acceptable, morally justifiable, and legal for Mitt to avoid paying taxes on his income, but it is utterly unacceptable, morally reprehensible, and representative of victimhood for someone making $20K a year to do so. Legal? Sure. But nobody but the Mitt Romneys of the world should take advantage of tax loopholes. Everyone else has an obligation to give all of their money and most of their skin for the privilege of living in this country.

That's the America Mitt Romney sees.