Paul Feig

Now that it seems God has gotten yet another Get Out Of Jail Free card from believers everywhere (with his very own Bush-sanctioned day of prayer coming up this week), I find myself wondering just what type of guy the Big Guy really is.

In essence, is God more of...

With the news that the NRA is urging its members to boycott Conoco because of its refusal to let employees keep guns in their cars in the company parking lot (because of some irrational fear over the statistic, according to a Conoco lawsuit, that there are an average of...

Finally, Bolton's in! And the best part is that now the guy's got a bad memory. So, not only will he kick your ass if you're a country with an office at the United Nations building, but then he'll forget that he did it and do it again! And again...

There seems to be a lot of confusion regarding the standard President Bush has set for the firing of any member of his administration that took part in the Valerie Plame leak. And while the president at one point said that anyone involved in the leak would be dismissed, his...

I've invented a game. Now, remember, this is JUST A GAME. Don't take my conclusions or anybody else's as anything other than a love of mock detective work and mystery. I invite everybody to play along.

The game is very simple. You remember the game of Clue, right? Well, instead...

All right, I never thought I'd spend the precious real estate of my beloved Huffington Post blogging a love letter to a soap company, but after spending the past week and a half traveling around the country, I simply have to say that the people in the marketing department of...

If it turns out to be true that Karl Rove was the one to out Valerie Plame in order to make her husband look bad (I guess the intention of the revenge was, "Hey, Wilson's such a wussy he had to have his WIFE get him a gig!"), this revelation...

Anybody see the footage of that truck that crashed through the fence at an airport and sped up and down a runway past taxiing jetliners? Glad to see all that taxpayer money we spent to improve security at our nation's airports has made us so much safer. It's a good...

Okay, I admit it. I was originally going to write a fairly snarky post about how I was going to spend my July 4th trying to figure out if I would even be actually allowed to celebrate this holiday, being a liberal wussy who apparently hates America, according to Karl...

Karl Rove and Tom Cruise hate Freud! Tom made his distaste for psychiatry known to Matt Lauer on the Today Show, and Karl Rove made his distaste for psychiatry known to the world when he accused liberals of wanting to give therapy to the terrorists. Has Karl been hanging out...

SUBJECT: SEMANTIC RETALIATION FOR NON-SUPPORT OF U.S. POLICY

FROM: FRANK LUNTZ

TO: ALL DEPARTMENTS OF GOVERNMENT

With Italy calling for the arrest of 13 of our CIA agents, it has become clear that we must demonstrate our displeasure with their actions by extending our formerly popular and successful “Freedom Fries”...

Just flipped past the NBC Evening News and Brian Williams was broadcasting from the site of the Billy Graham revival in New York. Now, while I know there is no separation of church and news and Billy Graham is a famous figure, does anybody else find it just a tad...

All right. We GET it. The initials of your name, FCUK, look amazingly like that other four letter word that always seems to get everybody so upset. When I first saw this campaign of yours in London several years ago, I thought it was really clever, a hey-they-can't-write-that-word-on-their-window-oh-wait-it's-NOT-that-word way to...

Bob Stevenson, spokesman for Dr. Bill Frist, regarding the autopsy of Terri Schiavo said on Wednesday, "Having seen the news reports today, it's clear that the autopsy provides additional medical information on her condition at the time her feeding tube was removed."

Mr. Stevenson then went on to state that...

Now that Dr. Frist's diagnosis via videotape of Terri Schiavo seems to have been ... um ... completely wrong, does this mean the Schiavos can sue him for medical malpractice? Maybe we need a new law in this country covering examinations through an electronic medium. Anybody want to sponsor the...

Is there anything stranger than seeing people jumping around and throwing confetti and hugging because Michael Jackson was acquitted of child molestation charges? No matter what one's thoughts about the verdicts were, there is something profoundly bizarre about people acting like the guy just threw the winning touchdown in the...

Many years ago I was a working actor and appeared in several TV commercials. And one of those was for Carl's Jr. This was back in the late 1980s when the head and founder of the company, Carl N. Karcher, used to appear in the commercials at the end saying...

Why are we pussyfooting around about this John Bolton guy? You know what? We really DO need some tough reforms at the UN, and this cat seems like just the bad ass mofo to do it. There's a lot of things over there that need to be reformed and it's...

Now that President Bush has decided to turn his 60-cities-in-60-days Social Security extravaganza into an endless tour in which he's "going to head back out again, and ... spend time talking about Social Security every week until something gets done," I'm starting to get a little worried about the guy....

Thank GOD that the American Family Association has finally boycotted Ford for being "the company which has done the most to affirm and promote the homosexual lifestyle"! I KNEW that Taurus I bought always seemed a little swishy going over potholes. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters...