And the Mr. Obvious Award goes to ...

Bob Stevenson, spokesman for Dr. Bill Frist, regarding the autopsy of Terri Schiavo said on Wednesday, "Having seen the news reports today, it's clear that the autopsy provides additional medical information on her condition at the time her feeding tube was removed."

Mr. Stevenson then went on to state that one's skin feels warm when the sun shines on it, that putting your head underwater makes your hair wet, and that doctors can't make diagnostic statements regarding a patient's condition from viewing a videotape.

Nah, just kidding. He didn't say that last one.