It's "Take Your Gun To Work" Week! EVERY week!

With the news that the NRA is urging its members to boycott Conoco because of its refusal to let employees keep guns in their cars in the company parking lot (because of some irrational fear over the statistic, according to a Conoco lawsuit, that there are an average of 17 workplace killings a week in our country), several other groups have launched boycotts of their own:

- The Match Association is boycotting Unocal because of its "unjust policy of not letting people light matches when they're filling up their cars with gasoline."

- The American Kennel Club is boycotting the Oscar Meyer Company for "its discriminatory rules banning dogs from the room where all the unpackaged lunchmeat is stored."

- The American Academy of Pediatrics is boycotting the Department of Transportation for "not allowing babies to drive."

Best of luck with your boycott, Wayne LaPierre! The workplace managers of the world salute you!