Karl? Our little Karl? He Wouldn't Do That!

If it turns out to be true that Karl Rove was the one to out Valerie Plame in order to make her husband look bad (I guess the intention of the revenge was, "Hey, Wilson's such a wussy he had to have his WIFE get him a gig!"), this revelation will be right up there on the shocking meter between "caffeine makes you jittery" and "slamming your hand in a car door really hurts."

Way to bring integrity and maturity back to Washington, guys! What's next? Swirlies for exit strategy advocates?