Merry Christmas (You're a Drunk)

Here is a holiday song for the whole family to enjoy.

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!

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[tomjust]

Step 1

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable.

Thanks for sharing Paul. You're the coolest.

[jennbeez]

Thanks for this. I don't think I will say why, but thanks. And Merry Xmas.

[Hubris1]

Here ya go-

Christmas Carols for the Cognitively Challened:

(enjoy!)

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are


3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas


4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....


6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why



9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

[unclesmedley]

How charmingly Christmasy...

[larry278]

It won't replace "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as an anthem for Xmas alcoholism yet. It needs more words. Don't be discouraged. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" is too specific since it is aimed at geriatric, female alcoholism. We need a hymn/novelty song for all alcoholics at Xmas including binge drinkers.

[PaulsFriendRuss]

Thanks for sharing. And Merry Christmas, Mr. H.

[whatfreshhellisthis]

Paul, I am a big fan ("Gotta Stop This Shit" is especially wonderful) and always excited when a new offering from you pops up. However, I must admit to having mixed feelings about this one. It's very clever and funny, BUT it reminded me of many Christmases Past, when my ex-husband invariably passed out under the Christmas tree.
I can't wait to email this to him. That'll make me feel better. He's still a drunk.

[Bucqui]

A tune for my whole family (some active/some reformed). Thanks for spreading the Xmas cheer -

[JoDeeVa]

Hey, Paul..
Somehow in all of my meanderings here on HuffPost, I have managed to miss you. Today as I made a "quick-read" pass and hit the blogs, I discovered this. So, here I am an hour later, having listened and read all of your blogs. Just what I needed to wrap up the holiday rush and put the year in perspective. You rock! You are FEARLESS! Thanks for the lovely gift! What a delight!

Gotta "Stop this Shit" and run and pick up that beer to go with the sake, chianti and fava beans for a "Silence of the Lambs" theme in our "BYOtheme" festivities.. hmm, sake? Well OK, I could say it is for my friends with their Japanese-theme, but really since we're also having limoncello martinis, the sake is just another in the "spirit of..to quote Martini (from whence came the Martini-theme) from "It's a Wonderful Life"..we serve hard drinks to get drunk hard and fast" (sic)..Ha! No doubt, there will some tippiness, but with all the food and regaling, in between, accompanying the spirits (of Christmas past, present and future), it won't be too hard and fast!

Looking forward to your next blog and music!
Merry, Merry;}

[GayGrandpa]

Good one! Now I am going to send it to all the drunks I know.