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And Another Thing

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In the midst of all the news and views today about the Michael Jackson verdict, there appears a full-page ad by the 99-cents-only stores, with this headline: “NOT GUILTY!--of charging more than 99 cents.” Presumably, if the jury had gone the other way, the ad would have stated: “GUILTY! -- of never charging more than 99 cents.”