Minimalist Modest Proposal

Perhaps Toyota should borrow a slogan from McDonald's: "You deserve a brake today."

 

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Comments

[noralou]

04:40 PM on 03/17/2010

A Modest Proposal was a satiric work by Jonathan Swift about eating the poor. I was really hoping that you were doing a switch on that idea. After all the fashionable wealthy would probably make for very lean, healthy meat.

[davidly]

09:16 AM on 03/14/2010

How about 'Million and millions served'?

[LMPE]

06:40 PM on 03/11/2010

How about:

Give me a break

[RevBookburn]

12:21 PM on 03/11/2010

A true moment of truth in advertising. Perhaps they can use the song These Are The Brakes.

[ratinacage]

03:30 PM on 03/10/2010

Instead they ignored the three rules of damage control: Be the first to announce the problem. Do not misrepresent the problem. The coverup is worse than the crime.