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http://www.theclotheshavenoemperor.com/PAUL SLANSKY is a regular contributor to The New Yorker, where his quizzes skewering the beyond contemptible Bush “presidency” have been appearing since the 2000 election was stolen. His work has also appeared in, among dozens of publications, The New York Observer, Spy, The New York Times Magazine, The New Republic, Newsweek, Esquire, Playboy, Rolling Stone and The Soho News. He is the author of The Clothes Have No Emperor, a New York Times best-seller about the Reagan presidency, The George W. Bush Quiz Book, and the co-author of Dan Quayle: Airhead Apparent and My Bad: The Apology Anthology. His latest book is Idiots, Hypocrites, Demagogues, and More Idiots. He lives in Santa Monica, California.

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The Stupidest Thing Ever Written About Watergate

(78) Comments | Posted August 8, 2014 | 8:38 AM

It has, of course, been widely reported that August 9 marks the 40th anniversary of President Richard M. Nixon's resignation. What has received considerably less attention is that the date also marks the 30th anniversary of the publication of what may well be the stupidest thing ever written...

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I Would Love to Live in a Country Where...

(562) Comments | Posted November 8, 2013 | 7:54 AM

I would love to live in a country where the next time any Republican mentions "Benghazi," just one lonely reporter says, "You know, you people have been screaming 'Benghazi' like some kind of demented mantra for over a year now. Four people died in Benghazi -- a tragedy, to be...

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I'd Love to Live in a Country Where...

(187) Comments | Posted November 4, 2013 | 10:33 AM

There comes a time in every day when I think something like, "I'd love to live in a country where there's a machine that can measure your soul, and when someone -- someone, say, like a Ted Cruz, or a Michele Bachmann -- falls below a certain level of humanity,...

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Paul Ryan Said Something That Should Force Him Off the Ticket, But You Probably Didn't Hear About It

(6848) Comments | Posted August 27, 2012 | 8:14 AM

Last week, Paul Ryan gave an interview in which, defending his position that there should be no excuses for abortion, he referred to rape as a "method of conception."

Wow, right? Talk about a benign euphemism. Rape -- RAPE! -- is now a "method of conception." You know, like...

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Romney's Most Laughable Lie Since He Said His Dog Liked to Ride on the Car Roof

(552) Comments | Posted August 8, 2012 | 2:40 PM

True story. Romney's in London two weeks ago making an ass of himself, and one of the things he's trying to do, with the supreme disingenuousness that suffuses his being, is distance himself from his wife's participation in that hoity-toity Olympics dressage competition. So, when reporters ask him about it,...

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(Dukakis + Kerry) x Nixon = Romney

(1023) Comments | Posted August 3, 2012 | 6:22 PM

It's hard to imagine a story the Republican candidate's campaign would less like the media to focus on -- with the possible exception, thanks to the relentless Gail Collins, of Seamus on the car roof -- than his mystery tax returns, which is why, of course, it's so delightful that...

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The Imminent Overness of Sarah Palin

(537) Comments | Posted September 16, 2011 | 11:02 AM

The wild orgy of 9/11 porn that we've just endured -- with, to my awareness, nary a peep of "lamestream media" outrage about Congress's obscene indifference to the medical bills of the first responders (really, does even this get left to Jon Stewart?) -- marks the end of our having...

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Karmageddon

(49) Comments | Posted July 20, 2011 | 11:37 AM

Murdoch Scandal. How obscenely pleasurable it is to type (and read) those two words back to back. Not since Watergate has a man so satisfyingly been shoved face to face with his self-created destiny. And who, finally, brought down this journalistic thug? One Milly Dowler, a murdered teenage girl just...

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Spoiler Alert! I Was Not a Reagan Fan

(419) Comments | Posted February 4, 2011 | 3:56 PM

As perhaps you've heard, Ronald Reagan would have turned one hundred this Sunday. If he was still alive and sentient, he would surely observe that he's not really so old because "It's just the 61st anniversary of my 39th birthday," and the reporters who would be there when he said...

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What Would Happen in an Ideal World

(3) Comments | Posted January 9, 2011 | 4:52 PM

From this moment on, every time Sarah Palin's name appears in print or on the Internet, or is uttered on television or radio, it should be followed by the phrase, "whose website featured a cross-hair target intended for Rep. Gabrielle Giffords." For example: "Sarah Palin, whose website featured a cross-hair...

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The Year in Shamelessness

(1063) Comments | Posted December 23, 2010 | 12:49 PM

For those who traffic in political absurdity, there's never a shortage of material. Regardless of who's in power, our elected officials are forever saying and doing outrageous, offensive and just plain moronic things, and every year brings its quota of hideous behavior. Still, it seems that the hate-spewing hordes of...

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With All Due Respect

(290) Comments | Posted February 26, 2010 | 11:10 AM

Lost in the coverage of President Obama's too-gentle smackdown of John McCain at the health care reform summit - I would have preferred to have heard something like, "You know, John, instead of whining about all of my broken promises, why don't you take this opportunity to apologize to your...

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The Horror! The Horror!

(282) Comments | Posted February 9, 2010 | 4:10 PM

She took great umbrage at Rahm Emanuel's use of the phrase "fucking retards," then excused Rush Limbaugh's subsequent reference to a "retard summit" as "satire." She snarked to the Tea Partiers about President Obama's use of a teleprompter, then was caught during the Q&A sneaking peeks at her hand, where...

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This Preposterous Week in Review!

(16) Comments | Posted October 3, 2009 | 11:37 AM

American Girl
"homeless" doll — "Gwen" — with a $95 price tag is marketed by

American Police Force
control of empty Hardin, Montana, jail is turned over to, despite the lengthy criminal record of the leader of, and despite the...

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This Preposterous Week In Review!

(13) Comments | Posted September 25, 2009 | 3:02 PM

Blitzer, Wolf
crushing defeat of on Jeopardy (finishing with minus $4600!) makes for some mighty entertaining viewing if you're the kind of person who finds a pompous anchorman revealing his howling ignorance (Jesus was born in Jerusalem?) amusing

Blunt, Representative Roy
• Values Voter Summit...

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This Preposterous Week in Review: Bachmann, Baucus, Birth Control And More!

(8) Comments | Posted September 18, 2009 | 3:38 PM

ACORN
punking of particularly dim employees of by actors blatantly not who they claimed to be leads to cutting off of federal financing to

Anastos, Ernie
unusual on-air banter with weatherman by

Antichrist, thepoll shows that...

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This Preposterous Week In Review: Bachmann, Big Food & Blagojevich

(7) Comments | Posted September 11, 2009 | 2:05 PM

American Idol

• it's beginning to look like Paula Abdul really isn't coming back to

Anderson, Pastor Steve
karma catches up with and smacks upside the head after vile preaching by -- "I hate Barack Obama ... God wants me to hate Barack...

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This Preposterous Week In Review!

(4) Comments | Posted September 5, 2009 | 12:27 PM

afterbirthers
Obama's placenta, according to the Onion, is demanded by

ArmorGroup North America
• State Department personnel stationed in Kabul who are guarded by Animal House-emulating employees of will not be reassured by these photos

Bachmann, Representative Michele
• one hates to pay...

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This Preposterous Week In Review

(11) Comments | Posted August 28, 2009 | 4:04 PM

Anderson, Pastor Steve

• belief of that "every homosexual in the world is a deviant, is evil and is a predator"

prayers of for the death of President Obama

• sermon entitled "Why I Hate Barack Obama" is delivered by...

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This Preposterous Week In Review

(5) Comments | Posted August 21, 2009 | 12:34 PM

Atkinson, Kristen
annoyance of after article by claiming that Obama's mother-in-law is practicing witchcraft in the White House is made fun of
•article by is removed from Website that initially saw fit to post it

Bachmann, Rep. Michele
•declaration by that...

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