This Preposterous Week In Review: Glenn Beck, Mady Gosselin, And Cow Burps

American Life League
•warnings by that you could die from using birth control pills

AT&T
•loathing of iPhone users for

automobiles
•utter lack of knowledge about -- "I don't know anything about cars" -- of incoming General Motors chairman

Beck, Glenn
•horrific dolphin impression of

Burkle, Ron
•salacious details about

Bush, George H. W.
•bikini-clad young woman plops in lap of, after which speedo-sporting young man sidles up to wife of

Cheney, Dick
•catalogue of damage done by

Cheney, Liz
•opinion of that Obama's refusal to go to other countries and declare that "America is the best nation that ever existed in history, and clearly that exists today" -- in other words, to travel the world thumbing his nose at other people and telling them they suck compared to us -- is "troubling to Americans," or at least to this one American

•ridiculous ubiquity of

Colbert, Stephen
•self is debated by about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

cows
•problematic burps of

Department of Homeland Security
•prescience of in predicting right-wing violence is followed by failure of to actually release the report containing said predictions because, boo-hoo, some right-wing groups didn't like it

•right-wing extremism report of is mocked by right-wing extremist group

Doherty, Pete
•arrest of after being found slumped on a toilet on a British Airways flight on which a hypodermic needle was also found, followed by arrest of for driving erratically in a car in which drugs were found, puts in perspective recent claims by of being "mostly clean"

Dowd, Maureen
•defense of Obama's leisure activities by in a column that also contains a devastating one-sentence summation of Bush's ignorance, arrogance and incompetence gets Karl Rove's dander up

Gosselin, Mady
•complaint of thirst to mother of results in stunning spectacle of said mother procuring a bottle of water, drinking some herself, and recapping the bottle without offering any to

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Comments

[swan1]

Wish SNL were not in reruns. They could have a field day with Liz Cheney and her LSD (lies, smears, distortions). She is such an easy target with all her blabbering.

[phatstevie]

Kate Gosselin reminds me of my mother in law. I spent a day with her one year.

[LMPE]

You can't make this stuff up.

[anelder]

Actually it makes me want to put a plastic bag over Glenn Beck’s head.
Liz Cheney - a true believer in the superiority of herself. Nothing else would make one believe that we as a nation are superior to all. To err is human to forgive is divine. To think one is divine is Yuck!!
Cheney - the sneer has been evident from his most early years. It’s a permanent fixture, I doubt it is a physical malformation.
Homeland Security - continuing evidence that democrats want to be nice to all. It has become evident however that ‘truth to power’ is not being mean. And that what sounds mean may actually be for the best in the end.
Gosselin - really looking at the program one notices this stuff a lot. The lady is much to caught up in my way of the highway.
Karl Rove - the fall from the heights achieved through deviousness is a hard one indeed. The poor man is scrambling for some kind of validity. I actually, seriously, truthfully, have more respect for Bush during this quiet and reflective time he is spending out of office.