Bachmann, Rep. Michele
• intention of to strike a major blow against the empire and refuse to answer most of next year's census questions
• strong desire of to NOT BE CALLED "LIZ"!!!
Block, Francesca Lia
• burning -- yes, actual setting fire to -- of latest book by is urged by group of Christian extremists in Wisconsin
• increase in backyard raising of, to the general dismay of next-door neighbors
Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary
• Facebook posting about an escaped gorilla prompts racist comment by -- "I'm sure it's just one of Michelle's ancestors" -- that leads to the loss of the job of and the offering of the obligatory apology by
• interview is granted by with the condition that no questions be asked about the only things people want answers about from, and the craven Washington Post agrees
Ensign, Sen. John
• severe setback is suffered by rumored 2012 presidential bid of after oh-so-deep regret is expressed by -- and, really, how could it not have been, given the pious pronouncements of about the "sanctity" of marriage in the service of crusading against allowing gays to partake in it, and the membership of in the marital-fidelity-promoting male evangelical group the Promise Keepers, and the strident demands of for the resignations of Larry Craig and Bill Clinton in connection with their sex scandals -- for a nine-month affair had by with a campaign staffer married to a friend of
• song is co-written by with pregnant girl friend of
• regret is expressed by, not for sending out a racist email -- a collage of images of the 44 presidents with Obama represented by a pair of white eyes against a black background -- but merely for sending it out to the wrong list of people
• racist tweet -- "JUST HEARD OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS" -- is apologized for by
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