• urgent need of to see President Obama's birth certificate
• fantasy of that Bernie Madoff would wind up sharing a cell with O.J. Simpson, who would help him "search for the real swindlers"
Franken, Sen. Al
• grumpiness of Fox News folks about the election of because not a single vote they're going to be happy with is likely ever to be cast by
• U.S. combat troops are removed from without the U.S. president making a fool of himself by wearing a stupid costume under a moronically ill-advised sign
Jackson, Rep. Jesse, Jr.
• God is thanked by for "letting all of us live in [Michael Jackson's] generation and in his era"
• death of son of provides perfect opportunity for plugging new record company established by
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