President Mitt Romney attempts to relate to Earth's alien conquerors by adapting some of the same lines that made him so successful in connecting with humans:
"The trees are the right height now that you've blasted their tops off. The grass is the right color for...
22 Comments | Posted February 29, 2012 | 7:27 AM
A new romantic comedy from Rick Santorum, the presidential candidate who said John F. Kennedy's speech on the absolute separation of church and state made him "almost throw up.'

19 Comments | Posted February 13, 2012 | 12:42 PM
Running into your ex and her new boyfriend is always awkward, but it's even worse on Valentine's Day. These are the 12 most embarrassing moments to be spotted by the two lovebirds. Vote for the worst moment!
24 Comments | Posted February 9, 2012 | 12:30 PM
As Facebook announced its IPO, investors pored over the S-1 filing in which Facebook was required to outline potential threats to its future business prospects.
The most troubling excerpts from the filing are listed below:
Item 1: Facebook has been successful in preventing users from deleting accounts by constructing a...

10 Comments | Posted March 8, 2012 | 2:47 PM