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Paul writes a daily humor blog, thegoodgreatsby.com, which was Freshly Pressed three times last year as the best of Wordpress.com. He lives in Shanghai, China where he has written, directed, and performed for the Shanghai Repertory Theater. Paul writes on the Shanghai cultural and arts scene for the magazine Hops Quarterly. He’s proudest of his work writing Post-it notes on his wife’s lunch from the perspective of the lunch pleading for its life.

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Scenes From 2013: President Mitt Romney Fails in His Attempts to Relate to Our Alien Conquerors

10 Comments | Posted March 8, 2012 | 2:47 PM

President Mitt Romney attempts to relate to Earth's alien conquerors by adapting some of the same lines that made him so successful in connecting with humans:

"The trees are the right height now that you've blasted their tops off. The grass is the right color for...

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When Church Met State: A New Romantic Comedy From Rick Santorum

22 Comments | Posted February 29, 2012 | 7:27 AM

A new romantic comedy from Rick Santorum, the presidential candidate who said John F. Kennedy's speech on the absolute separation of church and state made him "almost throw up.'

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12 Worst Moments to Be Spotted by Your Ex and Her New Boyfriend on Valentine's Day

19 Comments | Posted February 13, 2012 | 12:42 PM

Running into your ex and her new boyfriend is always awkward, but it's even worse on Valentine's Day. These are the 12 most embarrassing moments to be spotted by the two lovebirds. Vote for the worst moment!

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Facebook IPO Reveals Potential Threats to World Domination Strategy

24 Comments | Posted February 9, 2012 | 12:30 PM

As Facebook announced its IPO, investors pored over the S-1 filing in which Facebook was required to outline potential threats to its future business prospects.

The most troubling excerpts from the filing are listed below:

Item 1: Facebook has been successful in preventing users from deleting accounts by constructing a...

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