Apres le Qvelling
As their euphoria over the November election levels off, American Jews -- nearly 90 percent of whom voted Barack Obama -- are slowly coming around to one major question: "How did a black guy get in the White House before a Jew?"
Many leaders of the Jewish Community, wherever that is, tried to be philosophical when questioned for this article. Chaim Pendergast, chairman of the San Diego chapter of Surfin' UJA, said, "Look, no one ever said it was a race to see who would win the presidency first. I never heard anyone say to the Jews and the African American Blacks, 'Ready, set, go!' Did you?" However, Pendergast then added, "Can I be frank? Thank-you. The fact is, I figured if the economy went bad in an election year, Middle America would hold its anti-semitism in abeyyance and put someone in the White House who knows his way around a deposit slip. But it wasn't to be. What can you do? Nothing. There's nothing you can do. And now with this Madoff business... Can I go now?"
Quietly, there are hints that some finger-pointing among Jews began two weeks after the election although some insist the finger-pointing started five thousand years ago and this is just finger-pointing-as-usual. If there's any consensus on a target for blame, it points squarely at Sen. Joe Lieberman who is widely seen as single-handedly reviving the phrase "Shanda to the goyim." Dawn McKatz, a new age reformed rabbi who believes that Moses got the Ten Commandments from Aspen Mountain, said, "Don't get started on Lieberman. And I can do without his wife too."
Some Talmudic scholars suggest that the lack of a Jewish president merely comes down to timing because timing in life is everything and if your timing is off, it doesn't matter what the hell you do, you can bend over backwards and talk yourself blue in the face but without good timing, you're pretty much screwed.
That was essentially the viewpoint of one Talmudic/Phrenology scholar who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he thinks his theory may have some serious holes.
"Look, it's important to try to look past Obama's superior charisma, intelligence, compassion, poise, judgment, energy, strength, eloquence, character, vision, thoughtfulness, education, commitment, oratory, patience, intuition, leadership, insight, inclusiveness, inspiration, determination, enlightenment, decency, comprehension, lucidity, tasteful suits, beautiful family and... what was your question again?"
Finally, a small minority of interview subjects simply feel that a Jewish president is not in the cards unless everyone starts using a pinochle deck. Ben Feldman, who describes himself as a "culturally-assimilated-hemi-powered-sub-orthodox-Jew-who-observes- the-high-holidays-from-a-distance-but-kind-of-lost-it-for-Purim-and-Shavuout," exhales, sits down, rubs his eyes, massages his scalp, cranes his neck and says, "The fact is, if you want to be elected President, you have to believe in Jesus Christ. Look, don't get me wrong: Jesus invented shiksas, so I'm totally okay with him. But dating and running for president are two different things. You can't even compare the two. It's apples and oranges."
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Peter, tried to post several times here--no luck. So let me ask you:
I'm a Jew, you're a Jew. Wouldn't you say our chances of becoming president would increase when we stop wearing our religion on our sleeves?
When there are no Jewish candidates running, there can hardly be a Jewish President. Since Hispanics are a the largest minority, there will probably be a Hispanic President first.
But running as a minority candidate is a big mistake. Hillary ran as a woman and lost. Obama did not run as a minority candidate but as candidate of ALL Americans, and won.
If we ever have a Jewish president, please don't let it be Joe Lieberman.
What? You don't like this Obama?
He seems smart, went to Harvard Law, I bet he couldda been a Doctor if he wanted, a Doctor!
Do you see that Lieberman interupting a presidental campaign to visit a sick grandmother? I don't think so. But that Obama, oh, what a mench!
(Still, if we get Franken to run in '16, perhaps we can get Silverman for VP)
Does this count?
"Jewish World / Meet Michelle Obama's cousin the rabbi"
http://www
But think about it, except for Mayor Bloomberg where's a high profile, well respected, nationally known Jewish politican? Mr. Spitzer came close but he's DONE politically.
Though I'm a strong supporter of Obama, if it were discovered that he had a Jewish ancestor I would qvell until my bones broke.
To those unfamiliar with the term, qvell is to shake or qiver with joy.
Russ Feingold?
(he is to character as Lieberman is to corruption and expediency)
Ask Joe Lieberman. I was delighted when Al Gore picked him as a running mate -- and absolutely disgusted by ol' Joe's behavior in the last few years.
And don't tell me there are a lot of better Jewish candidates than Lieberman. I know that. There are some I'd vote for in a heartbeat. But Lieberman did not do Jews any favor by climbing aboard McPalin's Doubletalk Express.
Well, I never thought I would see an African-American president in my lifetime, so I was wrong about that, so I'll hopefuly be wrong about this, too, but I don't think I'll ever see a Jewish president in my lifetime.
As a cultural american jew, I can say that i couldn't be happier nor prouder of my countrypeople who obviously overwhelmingly voted for the best candidate. I am still pinching myself that we have finally gotten past old white men, who I might add havent been doing such a great job, as the only option for leadership.
As a cultural American jew, I also must add how appalled I am at the preponderance of neo con jews such as wolfowitz, crystal, to name just a few. This is indeed a shame on judaism as far as I am concerned.
When the best candidate is a Jew, woman, atheist, muslim, hindu, buddhist, whatever, they will have my vote!
Hear, hear!
Simple. Because he's half white, not half Jew.
I think the answer is simple. A black American made it across the finish line first because black American outnumber Jewish Americans by a large margin. The odds favor African-Am,ericans. But we'll eventually have a Jewish president; I'm sure of it.
Come on - post it
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