So I'm bicycling around town the other day, listening to the local lefty radio station, and I pedal out from under the signal. One minute Thom Hartmann is there. The next minute he's gone, disappeared into a sea of static.
I own light bulbs with more wattage than that station.
It would be understandable, I guess, had I been biking through the bucolic tranquility of the Republican suburbs with their perfect cul de sacs and perfect people. But no. I was biking through the heart of the inner city, through a neighborhood zoned for light industry and single- and multi-family housing. Median family income: jack-squat.
If anyone needed to hear what Hartmann had to say, it was the folks in this neighborhood. But the best the FCC could do for liberal radio was this gerbil-on-a-wheel-powered signal coming in like Cold War era Radio Free Europe somewhere east of Moscow on a stormy night.
Meanwhile, up the dial, the right wing AM station comes in loud and clear. It's a small, privately-held corporate station, with a middle-of-the-road musical format FM station and the local ABC TV outlet under the same owership. The FCC license has been in the same family for three generations, and, until the end of the Fairness Doctrine, the AM station lurched along, playing second banana to one of those huge, 50,000 watt clear channel (as opposed to Clear Channel) stations.
But with the end of the Fairness Doctrine, the second generation rich guy owner veered right with a vengeance, airing Rush Limbaugh back when Rush used vacuum cleaner sound effects whenever he mentioned abortion, and flanking him with smooth-talking local righties. The white male audience was pretty much his, until sports talk radio came to town and Rush left for a local FM station.
You can tell a lot about a radio station by cataloging who advertises on it. The AM talkers in this market, both left and right, seem to be hamstrung in this department.
There are handfuls of loyal sponsors who either believe in the formats or actually want to reach the particular station's demographics. Then there are national direct response advertisers who formulaically buy unsold commercial time at a deep, deep discount. Any leftover unsold commercial time -- and there's plenty of it in this market (although that will change with the upcoming election cycle) -- is devoted to public service announcements.
So it's the left's underpowered, static-riddled David versus the right's clear-voiced Goliath in a battle that will never make big money for station owners. The real ad revenues are in the "offend no one" middle. This left-right talk is either a labor of hate or a labor of love.
I just wish the local lefty station could turn up the juice. Hey, FCC -- what's it take for a lefty to get a radio signal around here?
Posted October 1, 2007 | 09:19 AM (EST)