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Peter Smith

Peter Smith

Posted: October 17, 2007 03:30 PM

Pre-existing Right Wing Condition Called "Cheap Bastardhood" Colors Tomorow's SCHIP Vote


When the house votes and fails to override President Bush's SCHIP veto tomorrow, look for a handful of right wing idiots to explain themselves in terms of principles.

"We can't afford it... Covers too many middle class people... It'll drive people from private coverage to socialized medicine..."

Bull.

The real reason the right wing flukes and flakes in the house will derail the effort is because they're cheap bastards. Cheap bastardhood is a core value not of the old line Republican party, but of the Grover Norquist element over there on the far right.

Here in Minnesota, Saint Paul-based cheap bastardhood is under-funding transportation and infrastructure maintenance at the state level to the tune of more than $1 billion a year. It's a year-over-year thing, with the expenses compounding like interest on a credit card.

And the same bout of cheap bastardhood is forcing 99 school districts around the state to ask voters to close a funding gap or face more school closings, more program cuts, and bigger class sizes.

Anyone care to guess how the cheap bastards will vote when it comes to those school referendums?

Cheap bastardhood is not without it's amusing moments. In the highly-Republican Minneapolis suburb of Eden Prairie, for example, the Republican-majority City Council has vowed to cut spending something like five percent.

But there isn't five percent worth of fat left to cut from the budget. Not with all that Republican quality of life to maintain. Somebody make popcorn. Let's tune in the public access TV City Council broadcast and watch the Republicans eating their own.

Unfortunately, they do seem to have found is a $75,000 city job (the $75,000 includes benefits like health insurance, I guess) to cut. The job is devoted to helping Somali immigrants assimilate.

Bike path funding or Somalis? Anyone care to bet what the cheap bastards will eliminate first?

Meanwhile, back in D.C., the fate of tens of thousands of uninsured children hangs in the balance -- at least until the vote to override takes place.

If your representative says he or she won't vote to override, you might send them an email. Here's some suggested wording:

Override the veto, you cheap bastard.

 
 
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08:54 AM on 10/18/2007
If we didn't have to spend BILLIONS to provide health care for ILLEGAL immigrants we would have the money to provide health care for our own citizens.
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Pdubya
10:55 AM on 10/18/2007
Is this doing the right thing at the wrong time or the wrong thing at the right time?
02:04 PM on 10/18/2007
That's funny. I would have thought that if we weren't spending 3 billion dollars a month in Iraq, we would be able to afford the program? Guess not.
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bigfated
No one speaks English and everything's broken...
07:54 AM on 10/18/2007
You are almost right, Mr. Smith. But they are not just cheap bastards...they are arrogant, uncaring, rotten, selfish, cheap fucking bastards!
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Colmore
07:06 AM on 10/18/2007
Taxpayers should insists that all the politicians get off the public "dole" and find their own private insurance. How much does it cost taxpayers to give them the best medical care, even after they leave office? Maybe if they faced what we face, loss of medical care after losing a job, it would wake them up. These people lose touch with reality as soon as they hit Washington. They are actually welfare recipients as far as medical care goes. It is all free to them. Taxpayers foot the bill, while doing without themselves. As Bush said "Go to the emergency room" Stand there answering questions about your medical coverage, while illegals flood the system, FREE.
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kasa5400
03:22 AM on 10/18/2007
"they do seem to have found is a $75,000 city job (the $75,000 includes benefits like health insurance, I guess) to cut. The job is devoted to helping Somali immigrants assimilate."

Have to agree with the city council on that one. Whoever holds that job is doing a LOUSY job. After all, isn't is the Minneapolis/St Paul airport where the Muslim Somali immigrant taxi drivers are/were UNLAWFULLY refusing passengers who rely upon Service Dogs? Pretty incompetent job of "integrating" them if they feel free to blatantly violate Federal Law.

Complete waste of fundings catering to one small group at a ridiculous pay rate.
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09:49 PM on 10/17/2007
Maybe the answer to a lot of this is to have a 50-state effort to balance their budgets, and
cut the federal budget, too. Less money in the
pot=less people competing over something that
isn't there to be taken, anymore.
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afgail
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04:27 PM on 10/17/2007
And when the rebellion comes, the cheap bastards will be handed their walking papers. Watch the 2008 election for that great day. It can't come soon enough for me.
04:02 PM on 10/17/2007
Right On Peter Smith! Well said and well written!
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03:46 PM on 10/17/2007
Freakin' GREAT POST!!