The Iranian Rubber Boat Menace

Some folks are downplaying the Persian Gulf confrontation--saying we shouldn't be afraid when our warships rule the seas. But it's naïve and unpatriotic not to see those rubber boats as a serious threat to national security. The sooner we take action against them, the sooner we'll be ably to sleep in our beds at night, without having to make sure some guy with a turban and a beard isn't hiding under them.

Rubber boats may not look like much, but there are a lot of them, and they're cheap to make. Sure, we've got nukes, but you use a nuke on every rubber boat and you've got a real mess on your hands.

And because they're small, they're hard to detect with radar and satellites. They can sneak around at night and do a lot of damage when no one's looking. You get a whole flotilla of them banging against one side of a warship at night, in perfect synchronization--well, it might not tip the ship over, but it could rock it a lot, causing personnel on the bridge to fall overboard, leading to the loss of American lives. A lot of their lives would probably be lost, too, but American lives are worth more.

What's more, those boats are light as a feather. You could put a whole bunch of them in a plane and fly them across the Atlantic, drop them into Chesapeake Bay and they could sneak up the Potomac at night and we could wake up the next morning and find we had an Ayatollah in the White House.

Remember, not to be fearful all the time is anti-American.

Comments

[mdick19]

Why are american lives worth more?? This disposition is the foundation of the entire problem...Because we happen to be born on American soil we feel entitled to more than someone else not born here??? What is that??? Human beings are human beings...we are all one species...lets cut religion out of our lives and move forward... Thank You

[Doofus]

40% of the world's crude oil passes through
the Straits of Hormuz, 16 million barrels a
day supposedly, in super tankers watched
over by various NATO naval vessels, with
harrasment provided by Iranians in nasty
little speed boats.

It may seem like we/NATO should just get a
huge fleet of nasty little speed boats also, but
that probably wouldn't work so well. Turns
out the World needs the oil.

[tompoe]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/10/pentagon-says-threat-may-_n_80954.html
Thanks, Phil. For a moment there, I was about to believe the Pentagon's admission they scammed the world with a phony event. I wonder if we can't prosecute the entire Pentagon, and put you in charge, so we can get the real scoop?

[maddogbitesback]

Rubber boats might have rubber duckies in them and that would be a big problem since the sailors might want one so much they would jump overboard to get one. Then the US ship would be seriously undermanned and open to attack by rowboats.

[slg]

I keep wondering when someone's going to ask if the missing three and a half trillion, from the Dept of Defence announced by Gen. Rumsfeld on Sept 10/2001, has been found. It would buy a lot of pellet guns.

[BobLablah]

USS Cole

[TexasDem0]

If by Ayatollah you mean a religious fanatic tyrant, we already have one in the White House.

[rabun666]

You can't be serious, well of course you're not. Very well said and some would take you serious because what you are saying makes perfect sense to about 30% of our population. This is based on a literal translation of course.

[TexasDem0]

If by Ayatollah you mean a religious fanatic tyrant, we already have one in the White House.