What Your Favorite Dog Breed Says About You

Puppies are the best. They're fluffy, silly, snuggly and, frankly, a window into our souls. Here, 15 different dogs for 15 very different people.
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Puppies are the best. They're fluffy, silly, snuggly and, frankly, a window into our souls. Here, 15 different dogs for 15 very different people.

Cavalier King Charles
You have a standing blowout appointment every Monday morning and may or may not worship at the altar of Tory Burch.

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French Bulldog
You think chocolate croissants are life.

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Rotweiler
You think CrossFit is life.

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Corgi
You think Halloween is life.

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Teacup Yorkie
You say, "Sorry, I have plans." But you mean, "Sorry, The Bachelor: Women Tell All is on."

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Bernese Mountain Dog
You believe road trips are for Dave Matthews and Dave Matthews only.

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Goldendoodle
You are devastated that FAO Schwarz closed.

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Brittany
You tithe to your local NPR affiliate.

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Beagle
You totally played "Heart and Soul" on the piano to get back at Karen, next door, for stealing your paper.

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Maltese
You just discovered the most incredible lavender-infused sleep mask.

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Collie
You miss the '80s.

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Jack Russell Terrier
You think naps are for quitters.

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Pug
You think the worst day of your life was when your Netflix subscription lapsed.

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Labrador Retriever
You're pretty much every human in America. (The lab has been the American Kennel Club's most popular breed for 24 years running).

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Whatever Was At The Shelter
You're a kind soul--who, let's be honest, secretly wishes for some kind of real-life Babe scenario.

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