Rick Perry has been governor of Texas since before I was old enough to vote. As a native Texan born in the millennial age, I put Rick Perry in the same category as a cassette player or an AOL subscription -- something that has seemingly always been around, but has long since lost its purpose. Coming of age as a woman in Rick Perry's Texas is sort of like living in the wild, wild west, like an Annie Ovary of women's health, dodging old men wielding vaginal probes and vaccine mandates. With a governor who has a women's health record that's a bumpy country mile long possibly becoming our next president, what would it mean for women across America? Allow me.
First order of business in the Perry presidency would be the creation of the Department of Interior Contraception, or DIC. DIC would oversee approved contraceptive devices under Perry's watchful eye, the top item on the list being the most widely accepted, reliable option available to God-fearing Americans these days: abstinence. Now, while it's true Texas has the 3rd highest teen birth rate in the country and also true that a 2005 study found teens in Texas were actually having more sex after undergoing an abstinence-only program, Rick Perry still stands by the practice. Why? Not because there are actually any studies backing him up but "from my own personal life," Perry told the Texas Tribune's Evan Smith in an interview earlier this year. Comforting, isn't it? Rather than President Perry making decisions based on studies and figures, the free world will instead hinge on the regularity of his wife's cycles.
But don't take Rick Perry's word for it. Starting in 2012, women (and their partners -- suddenly that cowboy vote doesn't sound so good, does it gentlemen?) will get their very own chance to practice an abstinence-only approach when the recent law that requires health insurance companies to cover birth control will no doubt be rolled back by President Perry.
That brings us to the question of how Perry plans to punish women who don't fall into line with his tried and true abstinence methods. After all, without threat of punishment, I think it's safe to say Perry will probably be the only person in America abstaining from sex. For the sinners, Perry has already started a little pilot program right here in Texas. The state now requires mandatory transvaginal sonograms for women who are 8 to 10 weeks pregnant and seeking abortions. The bill, which Perry declared a piece of "emergency legislation" during the last legislative session, requires the doctor to describe the fetus and play audio of the heartbeat prior to the abortion procedure. President Perry's version of this bill will include an amendment to play Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." during the procedure.
Alas, if all of this has you feeling down, ladies, don't fret. Think of all those cute babies we'll get to have. But in Rick Perry's America, you may want to home school. Texas ranks first in the nation in adults without high school diplomas. The future also doesn't look so bright for all those precious little ones when it comes to health insurance and potential jobs: Texas boasts another first in the nation in the percentage of children without health insurance and, in 2010, Texas tied with Mississippi for the highest percentage of workers employed in minimum-wage jobs. No wonder Governor Perry wants Texas to secede. It'd sure make us look less stupid.
At a speech given to the United for Life group in June, Perry bragged about Texas's recently-passed sonogram law and told attendees, "In Texas we have pursued policies to protect unborn children whenever possible." And you can bet your left Fallopian tube that, if elected, he'll continue to do the same for the unborn children of America. I just hope there's a Plan B pill for what happens when all these children grow up -- because President Perry, just like Governor Perry, certainly doesn't plan to care for them.
After all, where Rick Perry comes from, that's women's work.
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What are people going to do when he is elected?
Rick will tell you, in Texas all our women are on pedestals
That keeps them very healthy. Fewer young Texas women have health insurance than any other state. Nowadays everyone is going to the doctor for something. Less of our women see a doctor during their first trimester (whatever that is) than any state.
Heck, our women are more efficient than most. Only eight states with more women who can have a baby in less than nine months. The longer it takes, the longer men have to wait to start having fun again. We like'm to take less than 7, 8 months at most.
They have excellent teeth. Only five states had more women who didn’t go to the dentist last year. We discourage'm from going to the doctor too much, especially for unnecessary stuff like Mammograms and pap smears. In 50 states we ranked 40th and 37th respectively in the percentage of ladies getting those. I don’t know what cervical is. But we did pretty well. Only 10 states had more cancers in it than us.
And frugal! Only five states in the country have women who can live on less than in Texas.
44 states have a higher percentage of their females who are registered to vote and 48 states have a higher percentage that votes. We don't encourage women to vote. Someone I ran into the other day said these last two things explained all the rest.
I bet HE thinks he doesn't have to abide by the laws and morals of mere mortals.
I really don't know....but he looks the type.
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Forcing a woman to carry a fetus to term against her will is barbaric and will only lead to increases in infanticide, child malnutrition, abuse, abandonment and neglect.
The right-wingnutters' views are not about the sanctity of human life, but are about controlling women's bodies and lives. If God guaranteed a right to be born, there would be no such things as miscarriages. Even the framers of the 14th Amendment limited protection to the BORN, not the conceived, because they were not arrogant to presume that authority.
THAT will teach those ungodly, sinful hussies to have sex!
Perry invited the governors of the United States to participate in a prayer rally. He also endorses religion being taught in a science classroom in public schools. Those things make me uncomfortable, so he is scary to me. I don't fear religion as much as I fear religion parading as science, or politics. If you think Perry's faith (or loyalty to other believers) doesn't inform his legislation, then look at his recent HPV vaccine decisions. Ironically I think the religious right pulled him into the correct decision, although for the wrong reasons.
And we are not talking about Obama the liar, we are talking about Perry the zealot.
Almost ironic that Texas is able to produce such humorously thoughtful women.
Personally, I am very disturbed by the entire (R) party (tea party included, here), and the fears they ALL seem to have and insist on projecting upon all others. Their little boxes camped along their little element are so boring, overcrowded and just plain sad with darkness. It's shameful.