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Dating Advice: How To Get Over Him (With A Little Help From Your Friends)

Posted: 12/01/2011 6:44 am

Recently, I met a guy who I thought was great. We were introduced by a mutual friend. He was handsome, gave me money for the jukebox and he made me laugh. We hit it off and hung out a few times. There was chemistry. We had an official date scheduled, and THEN ... he had a "work conflict." This was communicated via text. I texted back, and then ... I never heard from him again.

First, I shrugged it off. "Whatever/not meant to be/guess he couldn't keep up with me/I'm too busy and didn't need him, anyway." My female friends confirmed all these thoughts. I felt okay with it. There is that side that argues that maybe the guy has fallen into a coma/moved to Alaska/his uncle died and he's away at his funeral ... there could be TONS of "good" reasons why he didn't call ... but even the most logical and confident of us can spiral downward and turn it against ourselves.

By the time I've hung out casually with someone a few times and they've asked me out on a date, I've already imagined the next few months of our yet-to-be-materialized relationship. I've analyzed my potential suitor to death with my best friends and propped him up on some pedestal that I know I shouldn't put him on. But this is just the way I'm wired.

As women, we've been trained to want romance since we were little girls. However you feel about Sex and the City, it's hard not to identify with Charlotte when she declares: "I've been dating since I was 15! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" We have read all of the generic pre-dating, dating, breakup/rejection dating advice. But do we ever stop and laugh at what we put ourselves through? I've started doing it -- looking back on the mess I can sometimes let myself become -- and I have to say, it helps me feel a lot better about the whole ordeal.

With that in mind, here are some classic breakup defense mechanisms women -- or at least I, with the support and company of my dearest friends -- employ from time to time.

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The Four Phases of Breaking Up:

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This stage usually comes right after a man you have legitimately dated blows you off. It involves your single girlfriends and a night out (maybe dancing on tables) and taking pictures you don't ever want to see again. This is when you prove to yourself that you are still hot and desirable. You are single and ready to mingle. You may flirt a little more than you should, stay out longer than you should, etc. This requires your hottest outfit, favorite cocktails and money for a cab. This is also the stage where singing Beyonce and Ke$ha in public sounds like a brilliant idea, and your qualifications to be one of their backup dancers seem obvious.

I'm not sure why, but going through all of these admittedly inane phases helps you work through it. And when you surface on other side, perhaps with a tattoo but otherwise unmarred, you tend to remember your own awesomeness. Friends, of course, help with this. Mine remind me that I definitely don't need him, that he clearly wasn't THE ONE. And until my one shows up ... well, I've got plenty of things to do, places to go and people to meet. Mr. Right can come find me right where I am.

 

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Seeyl8rg8r
slowly watching humanity wither away...
09:00 PM on 12/07/2011
terrible advice...and unhealthy behavior patterns with a clear incapability of focusing on reality instead of some "fairy tale" chase.
03:35 PM on 12/04/2011
"By the time I've hung out casually with someone a few times and they've asked me out on a date, I've already imagined the next few months of our yet-to-be-materialized relationship. I've analyzed my potential suitor to death with my best friends and propped him up on some pedestal that I know I shouldn't put him on...."
MY question, as a guy (I'm not alone in this) is, WHY????
It's NOT "just the way [you're] wired." That's a rationalization that abandons responsibility.
This attitude is a self- and relationship- defeating sabotage. Connection is NOT about future, it's about being in the present; appreciating, savoring, exploring...and not about planning, blueprinting & fantasizing.
It's One to One. It's NOT, and needs not be, a Fairytale.
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Mandles99
01:00 PM on 12/07/2011
As a female, I agree with you. I do not do this and do not understand why people do.
08:26 PM on 01/05/2012
Seconded. The women who do this could control it if they really tried.
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kmc528
I ALWAYS have an opinion....
03:11 PM on 12/07/2011
Being the strong, fearless woman of my era, I have confronted men about why they dumped me. Some of the reasons were inane, I didn't do or say something that was important to them. Did you ASK me if I like ___? No, they were waiting for me to volunteer it. Or because I didn't suggest ending the first date in bed (I'm not that kind of girl) they concluded that I was a prude who'd never be interested (in a committed relationship, I enjoy it very much, but not on the first date). One told the person who set up our blind date that the way I was dressed (for my job in a conservative firm) told him I was no fun; did he really expect me to change into a leopard-print halter top, tight leather skirt and hooker heels to walk out of the office for lunch? Just because it's lunchtime does not mean there aren't clients milling about who'd get the wrong idea from seeing a professional woman dressed as a very different kind of professional woman.....
04:36 PM on 12/08/2011
I do not understand why more of us do not move on sooner. If the early indications are your not going to be accepted as dating until he has bedded you, then move on and consider it lessons learned.
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pslcitizen
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
02:17 PM on 12/04/2011
Move on...
01:31 PM on 12/04/2011
Or, it something as simple as the guy thinks he wants a date, but once he has it, it's a case of 'NOW what do I do????" A lot of people have emotional issues (and many are completely unaware that they do), but the easiest ones to spot are the ones who don't call back, the ones who, if you're smart enough to ask about their family -- particularly the mother -- you'll find out if they're even emotionally available. Hate their mom = not trusting emotional connections (particularly with women, but even gay men who have issues with their mother exhibit this relationship-killing trait. ASK about their relationship with their mom in a casual way. That'll tell you: LIFTOFF IMMEDIATELY!!!
09:02 AM on 12/05/2011
I must agree completely with this one. I went on a few fabulous dates with a guy who only later did I find out that he hated mom. Yes his own words. Poor thing. His childhood consisted of foster homes and a drunk mama and dad so it was no surprise he could not attach. Since he is in my social circle now he even openly tells stories of how much he dislikes mama and makes fun of her. In our circle we are all losing our parents and this is so hard to hear but it is his reality. Yes until these men take responsibility for their family of origin issues they must be avoided. Also-even with counseling it never goes away. I feel for him though but from afar. He is not emotionally available the pain is as raw today for him at 43 as it was when he was small. So sad. He is completely unaware that he has these issues too. It is very important to ask about Mama. I do all the time now.
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Skyseeker1
HUMANS - How many are enough?
08:28 AM on 12/04/2011
If it's been a long term relationship and perhaps ended amicably. I suggest that before too much time passes after the break-up, you sit down and write out all of the reasons why.

I've found that the human mind tends to forget the bad times and remembers the good. Don't know why this is. The same can be said for a deceased loved one.

Remember this, ladies. YOU were given your beauty for a very specific reason. Don't blame the guy for dumping you if after you've made him wait for an extended period of "dry dating" before the consumation. He may have had naked hopes and expectations that, you didn't have - FOR HIM!

We males do not make our long term partner choices based on a face only. Very few men have the courage to tell the truth to a woman they've just slept with. If you find one, be gratefull he hasn't wasted more of your time.
07:45 PM on 12/02/2011
Loved this one. I always think of the guys that I didn't want to see after a few dates. It is just because I wasn't feelin' it. Yep that is what it is. And in my life there have been some really great guys but they just weren't my great guy-they were eventually going to be someone else's! And you know I have had fabulous dates and have been so disappointed that they didn't call for another. But it is just that they weren't feelin' it either. So let's not think this one too hard and place blame where it shouldn't be. Good weak- in-the-knees chemistry just doesn't come around that often. But here is hoping that that the next time I feel the butterflies he will feel them too! And dating is fun it really is. I have tried the Rules, Why Men Love Bitches, on and on but really when I meet the guy that likes me and wants to roll with me and I want to roll with him well then we will have a match. Enough said.
11:12 AM on 12/02/2011
Love this article. Funny and smart. I think one phase that may come after is the Evolved You Starting Fresh. On one hand it's a clean slate that feels great and on the other, you may find yourself cycling back through all these phases again . . . until, that is, you find yourself and the partner that fits the real you.
10:42 AM on 12/02/2011
online dating horror story # (lost count‚. guy admitted on the first (and last) coffee date that he robbed 38 banks when he was a heroin addict. thank you. have a nice life. the perils of dating....move on and keep your clothes on!
01:36 AM on 12/04/2011
At least he was honest about it.
Randybostonterrier
Calling Republicans down on their BS
02:47 AM on 12/02/2011
This break up advice is because most females do stupid things like sleep with a guy to get into a relationship even though they've only dated briefly. Some lame a** guy isn't going to text you to break up. Stop sleeping around after 3 dates, then you might find a quality guy.
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yoxi
03:49 AM on 12/02/2011
LOL
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probo
fear is a waste of my time
07:54 AM on 12/02/2011
X2
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Aaron Watkins
À Rebours
06:29 AM on 12/02/2011
Shh. Don't ruin it for us....
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probo
fear is a waste of my time
07:58 AM on 12/02/2011
No worries, both sexes will continue to sleep around. Sex is too powerful once you know about it.
10:39 PM on 12/01/2011
Wow!
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frank1946
Tell the Truth
09:01 PM on 12/01/2011
Rachel, I'll call you next week !

Do any relationships actually work in 2011 ?

Even the 1 % are having problems.
06:37 PM on 12/01/2011
This has got to be some of the worst advice I've read on HP. And that's saying something.

Ladies, here's what you do...

First, don't do anything stupid (you know, like the stuff in the article).

Talk to your friends. Spend time with your friends. You might feel like sitting at home and being depressed but you have to make yourself reach out to people.

Cry if you feel like it. Cry some more if you feel like it.

Keep talking with friends, keep reaching out, and most importantly, let time pass. Someone else will come along.
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Mandles99
01:04 PM on 12/07/2011
Thank you, agreed.
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NedraD SF
03:19 PM on 12/01/2011
I've seen women do this... and even as a woman, I don't get it. It's like watching a Discovery Channel program on human female behavior.
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oneeasyrider
E=mc2: From light you exist
03:00 AM on 12/02/2011
Really? After a few dates? Women do the same to men so what's the big deal? I don't get it either.
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I AM BRO
Do you smell what the bro is cookin!!
02:07 PM on 12/01/2011
meh
11:39 AM on 12/01/2011
I know some of these are meant well, but I highly recommend NOT getting the lame tattoo or haircut. This just makes you feel stupid as well as being newly single. Rather than indulge in the things we know we shouldn't do. Let's remind ourselves (because we've all been there) of how to successfully navigate a breakup. http://www.thezerosbeforetheone.com/5-things-to-save-face-and-your-sanity-after-a-breakup
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yoxi
04:02 AM on 12/02/2011
How can it be a break up?