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It's Quite Simple: Unfollow Trump Jr. on Twitter & 'Fire' Sons From the Show

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I was first turned off, like a Clapper, by Donald Trump back in the mid-to-late 90's when it was rumored he was planning on building huge skyscrapers by West End Avenue--therefore, blocking the sun from roughly 68th to 80th and something streets; Riverside to parts of Broadway. Then, he insisted on seeing our President's birth certificate. What the f**k? Are you cereal? And yet again when Donald wanted to run for President. Of the United States. Not Macy's or Fro-Yo. And now, he's done it again by supporting Mitt Romney--a schmuck who not only raised over $11.5 million last month alone, but was responsible for going on an extended road trip, eons ago, with his family while keeping their dog on the f***ing roof of the car the entire time; strapped with bungees over the "air tight" kennel (as he cereally said in an interview, the schmuck).

Well, now, Donald Trump has to deal with his rich, small-penised, dopey, unattractive, shameless and beyond privileged sons, Eric and Donald Jr. Sponors are indeed starting to pull themselves from 'Celebrity Apprentice', and why not? As long as these two "sporty" hunters, continue to co-host the program with "daddy," there's no reason to support the show as long as Don Jr. refuses to apologize and drop his "holier than thou," 1983 elitist attitude. It's a shame, because I do enjoy the show and the celebrities who appear on it! They're fabulous! However, with every day that passes and Jr. continues to see no wrong doing, I think it only fair we, the viewers; we the people...stop watching that damn show and unfollow him on Twitter. How can he have over 120K followers while posing next to dead, endangered animals? Oh, I'm sorry...did you not hear what's going on? Are you only in on some of the details, but not the full story? It's a very simple story and one which, if you are a human, an animal lover, and on this planet with others, will disturb and upset you.

Animals are innocent. Hunting them is not really a "sport." Baseball is a sport. Football is a sport. Athletes are focused on keeping in shape...An athlete (unless a skeet shooter) is not generally a trigger happy, wealthy dope--driven in a jeep with the intent purpose to shoot an innocent, unprotected animal. You want a make a sport of it? Try killing them with your bare f***ing hands, Trump-assholes! Now, for those who hunt here in the US with either crossbow or rifle, do it legitimately for meat and feeding families...I support that. Especially when there's an abundance of say, deer. I get that. But to travel to a starving environment and be driven to wildlife on the endangered species list...you have f***ing lost me and I must turn my back on you!

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